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Girl, give me yo number before I don't want It anymore!
Pick Up Lines You've Used VOL. Works Like A Charm
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Me: Hey are you from Dublin?
Her: No... Why?
Me: Because my penis is doublin'
Her: No... Why?
Me: Because my penis is doublin'
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Excuse me miss. May I know what that thang smells like?
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not a line but i always thought this would be dope.
Bank$: "Na na na, i dont do all that talkin...its one way or another. You coming or you gonna watch another B!!! leave with me. thats how the S!!! goes, Im a F!!!n rap star"
edit: little off but i love the intro
Bank$: "Na na na, i dont do all that talkin...its one way or another. You coming or you gonna watch another B!!! leave with me. thats how the S!!! goes, Im a F!!!n rap star"
edit: little off but i love the intro
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I don't know why, but that one made me
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Originally Posted by DanzInRealLife
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you- "My 3 eyes are looking straight at you."
her- "huh? 3 eyes?"
proceed to whip it out and don't break eye contact.
need try this
her- "huh? 3 eyes?"
proceed to whip it out and don't break eye contact.
need try this
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gold
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Originally Posted by JJ Jumpman 23
you- "My 3 eyes are looking straight at you."
her- "huh? 3 eyes?"
proceed to whip it out and don't break eye contact.
need try this
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Originally Posted by Luong1209
I'm not here to say I need or don't need them...But out of curiosity, which ones have worked for you?
Used this @ Clubs in Vegas...Just to start a convo (Heard it here on NT first).
You: Guess what material this is? (Touch your shirt/chest)
Her: Polyester?
You: It's actually boyfriend.
I'm gonna try this out soon.
hella handsome
Banned
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OneNightDan
formerly mryoungmoney
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I haven't used a pick up line since I was like 15?
Anways, it went a little something like this...
Me:How are you doing?
Her:Fine
Me: I asked how you're doing, not how you looked(;
Exactly like that...
I was a kid, what can I say?
Anways, it went a little something like this...
Me:How are you doing?
Her:Fine
Me: I asked how you're doing, not how you looked(;
Exactly like that...
I was a kid, what can I say?
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on the phone. ' girl i haven't heard you smile in a long time'
corny and funny it gets them.
corny and funny it gets them.
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Me: Can I get a picture of you
Her: Why?
Me: So I can show santa what I want for Christmas.
Her: Why?
Me: So I can show santa what I want for Christmas.
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"So....you come here often?"
no lie, this has never failed me...
not a pick up line though
no lie, this has never failed me...
not a pick up line though
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aye loser can I hit
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Shouldn't it go more like??Originally Posted by Gameover2
Originally Posted by Luong1209
I'm not here to say I need or don't need them...But out of curiosity, which ones have worked for you?
Used this @ Clubs in Vegas...Just to start a convo (Heard it here on NT first).
You: Guess what material this is? (Touch your shirt/chest)
Her: Polyester?
You: It's actually boyfriend.
I'm gonna try this out soon.
You: Guess what material this is? (Touch your shirt/chest)
Her: Cotton? (What the is polyester haha what sort of chicks you meeting)
You: Nope, boyfriend material.
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"I think you are beautiful (insert comment according to situation & Jump off) im just sayin in case you didnt know, or in case no one told you today.."
or
"Im not tryna smash, I just want to lay butt naked and talk!"
or
"Im not tryna smash, I just want to lay butt naked and talk!"
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Hop on a treadmill next to a girl at the gym and say "wanna race?"
Nujavez
formerly gatorad3
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ask a girl if you can borrow her cell phone
then goes like this:
you: there's something wrong with your phone
her: what's wrong
you: it doesn't have my number in it
then goes like this:
you: there's something wrong with your phone
her: what's wrong
you: it doesn't have my number in it
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Originally Posted by gatorad3
ask a girl if you can borrow her cell phone
then goes like this:
you: there's something wrong with your phone
her: what's wrong
you: it doesn't have my number in it
Actually got a number with this one but it was my phone. Still corny as $!$% though
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Girl at department store eyein me. I diddy bop over there and say "What if I find something I like and it doesn't have a price tag?" I was expecting her to say "like what?" And then I woulda said "u" but shorty threw me off when she said " Bring it to me."
So then asked if I could show her instead and took her over to a mirror, pointed at it and said "look"
Smashed that weekend
. Kudos to 2lipslegit for giving me that line
So then asked if I could show her instead and took her over to a mirror, pointed at it and said "look"
Smashed that weekend
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I don't use pick up lines. They are too corny most of the time. Just casually starting conversation works better.
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ME: IF I TICKLED YOUR BELLY BUTTON WITH MY TONGUE WOULD YOU CONSIDER IT A TALENT?
GIRL: UM NO, PROB NOT
ME: WELL WHAT IF I DID IT FROM THE INSIDE OF YOUR STOMACH?
GIRL:
GIRL: UM NO, PROB NOT
ME: WELL WHAT IF I DID IT FROM THE INSIDE OF YOUR STOMACH?
GIRL:
