Pick Up Lines You've Used VOL. Works Like A Charm

[luong1209]

I'm not here to say I need or don't need them...But out of curiosity, which ones have worked for you?

Used this @ Clubs in Vegas...Just to start a convo (Heard it here on NT first

).

You: Guess what material this is? (Touch your shirt/chest)
Her: Polyester?
You: It's actually boyfriend.

 

[swishasweets]

p4l for late night lulz...

 

[toast1985]

I couldn't even say that jokingly. And I've joked about burning babies to break the ice.

 

[bns1201]

WIO

 

[agentarenas]

"Id like to redecorate your interior" is always a chivalrous way to commence conversational relations

 

[alex23]

youre doing it wrong.


WIO almost always works 60% of the time

 

[luong1209]

Originally Posted by toast1985

I couldn't even say that jokingly. And I've joked about burning babies to break the ice.

Takes either courage or alcohol in you. Alcohol gave me courage.

Ladies loved it though

.

 

[Deleted member 41978]

I got a friend who IMed females telling them "hey i like you" and one of them wrote "hey i like you too" and they've been going out for I think 2 years now lol

 

[j4ck]

damn this thread is gonna be a bunch of clowns with their WIO E-Stats.

 

[651akathepaul]

Pick up lines are for people who can pull it off.

I just ask straight up if they wanna kick it, and ask for their number. Sometimes there's small talk, sometimes I'm straightforward with it.

 

[marion706]

Luong1209 wrote:
You: Guess what material this is? (Touch your shirt/chest)
Her: Polyester?
You: It's actually boyfriend.

 

[coolgraymemo]

Originally Posted by bns1201

WIO

No need for pick-up lines just WIO.

 

[antonlavey]

Me: It's either me or nobody
Girl: sold

 

[sooperhooper]

Got a chix number last nite w/ no pickup line. Phil's Goodman. (Feels good man)

 

[uptownsdotnetstacky]

You ever star in your own movie?

 

[mycoldyourdone]

Originally Posted by AgentArenas

"Id like to redecorate your interior" is always a chivalrous way to commence conversational relations

lol gotta try this one

 

[connoristhatdude]

I just want to let you know that you can sit on my face anytime you want.

 

[jonwin]

Originally Posted by ConnorIsThatDude

I just want to let you know that you can sit on my face anytime you want.

That's a little too vague imo 

 

[los angeles fresh]

does this chloroform smell funny to you?

 

[mycoldyourdone]

hi my name is mark but you can call me tonight.

 

[pablo guzman]

"Girl, your walk is so graceful...you're like a gazelle being chased across the serengeti by a cheetah"

 

[servechilled81]

"what can i get for $27"

 

[quik1987]

Ay yo ma, lemme holla at them butt cheeks!

 

[sonofsam]

wut dat mouf dew?

 

[blazinjkid]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?" is always golden.

If they laugh, you're in. If they say "What's chloroform?" you've found yourself an easy target. If they turn in disgust...you wasted 2 seconds of your time.