Post Your Fav. Jay-Z Verse or Punchlines

[eastnewyork80]

Heres a couple

"The theme song to the Sopranos/ Plays in the key life on my mental piano/ Got a strange way of seeing life / Like I'm StevieWonder with Beads under the doo rag/ Intuition is there, even when my visions impaired"

Intro of the Dynasty

...MANG! Lemme get 'em Free
Hove never slackin' mang, zippin' in the black Range
Faster than the red ghost, gettin' ghost wit' Pac-Mang
One-time know a got a knack to get that change
Leader of the black gang, R-O-C mang
Bang like T-Mac, ski mask air it out
Gotta kill witnesses 'cause Free's beard's stickin' out
Y'all don't want no witness %@*#, we squeeze hammers mang
Bullets breeze by you, like Lousiana mang...
But I gotta feed Tianna mang...
So I move keys you can call me the Piano Man
Rain...sleet, hail...snow man
Slang dough, E, hydro man...

What we Do On Philadelphia Freeway


Th GOAT

 

[inspektahdeck]

I remove your roof %$$$$ let the sun shine in

Thirty-eight waist, enough to put one nine in

Really a thirty-six without the gun I'm thin

but when the gat is tucked, I'm fat as #$$!

Ignorant bastard, I'm takin it back to day one

No kids, but trust me I know how to raise a gun

 

[eastnewyork80]

no love for jay ?

 

[mtg]

'I aint freshly dressed, but I got a colgate smile - it works.'

 

[airjordan jb23]

My flesh, no %$*$* could test
My soul is possessed by D'Evils in the form of diamonds and lexuses
The exorcist, got me doing skits like Homie
You don't know me, but the whole world owe me
Strip!
Was thought to be a pleasant guy all my $**@*** life
So now I'm down for whatever, ain't nothing nice
Throughout my junior high years it was all friendly
But now this higher learning got the Remy in me
Liquors invaded my kidneys
Got me ready to lick off, mama forgive me
I can't be held accountable, D'Evils beating me down, boo
Got me running with guys, making G's, telling lies that sound true
Come test me, I never cower
For the love of money, son, I'm giving lead showers
Stop screaming, you know the demon said it's best to die
And even if Jehovah witness, bet he'll never testify, D'Evils

 

[carolinapack04]

came in here to post this exact verse

...MANG! Lemme get 'em Free
Hove never slackin' mang, zippin' in the black Range
Faster than the red ghost, gettin' ghost wit' Pac-Mang
One-time know a got a knack to get that change
Leader of the black gang, R-O-C mang
Bang like T-Mac, ski mask air it out
Gotta kill witnesses 'cause Free's beard's stickin' out
Y'all don't want no witness %@*#, we squeeze hammers mang
Bullets breeze by you, like Lousiana mang...
But I gotta feed Tianna mang...
So I move keys you can call me the Piano Man
Rain...sleet, hail...snow man
Slang dough, E, hydro man...

 

[marvelous m4rk]

"i'll kill you commit suicide and kill you again"

"im a hustler baby i can sell water to a well"

 

[incredibleev]

Wayyyyy too many but ill post personal fav of the moment, Who U Wit II first verse:

I love %*@**#*, thug %*@**#*, shy %*@**#*
Rough %*@**#*, don't matter you my %*@**#*
Gold diggers witcha eyes on my riches
Can't Knock Your Hustle for real, aight %*@**#*
I'm game tight, seen it all through the platinum french
frames with the french name in the same night
Pull you and your tight friend
lift your little dress like light wind, hah, then I slide right in
You know the whole repertoire, U.S. to the U-S-S-R
Sexin in a Lexus car
Match wits with the best of y'all the rest of y'all
is like vege-tables in my presence, check it
Reminescin to nuttin you ever heard, Iceberg
Slim baby ride rims through the suburbs
Funds come in lump sums never ends deferred
Get money like I'm down South Wednesday the 3rd, it's on

 

[jordan23collecta]

when the remys in the system, aint no tellin will i *%%+ em will i diss em, im a pimp by blood..

OH WAIT...that was biggie

how about:
come get some, you lil bums, i take the cake from under the bakers thumb..

OH WAIT..that was big daddy kane


-J23C

 

[roddyrodpiper]

I dont give a $%!* about cars or big rims i got apartments you can fit your homes in!!!

 

[m16]

I don't care if you Mobb Deep, I hold triggers to crews
You little +@%$, I've got money stacks bigger than you
When I was pushin weight, back in eighty-eight
you was a ballerina I got your pictures I seen ya
Then you dropped "Shook Ones," switch your demeanor
Well - we don't believe you, you need more people
Roc-A-Fella, students of the game, we passed the classes
Nobody can read you dudes like we do
Don't let 'em gas you like Jigga is @%% and won't clap you
Trust me on this one - I'll detach you
Mind from spirit, body from soul
They'll have to hold a mass, put your body in a hole
No, you're not on my level get your brakes tweaked
I sold what ya whole album sold in my first week
You guys don't want it with Hov'
Ask Nas, he don't want it with Hov', nooooo!

 

[Jordan8]

Originally Posted by jordan23collecta


when the remys in the system, aint no tellin will i *%%+ em will i diss em, im a pimp by blood..

OH WAIT...that was biggie

how about:
come get some, you lil bums, i take the cake from under the bakers thumb..

OH WAIT..that was big daddy kane


-J23C

O good cause those lines suck

 

[trueshotaura]

But on another note, 'bout to take another vaca'
On another boat, goddamn a +@%$$!@*%!$* rode
His way out the hood, and I pray that I stay out for good
But any day you know a !+!@% could
Try and play like he Suge, then I gotta play like Dutch Schultz
You pass the dutchie, I blast you, trust me
*%*%%% can't @%+% with me
I'm in a good mood, you lucky, I got a good groove
And I ain't trying to @%+% my thing up
But I will lay down a couple green bucks, get you cleaned up

 

[blackmamba08]

We used to fight for building blocks
Now we fight for blocks with buildings that make a killing

 

[sdfbheat]

Deepest Hov track and my personal favorite Jay-Z track......

"Let's take a trip down memory, lane at the cemetery
Rain grey skies, seems at the end of every
young black life is this line, "Damn - him already?
Such a good kid," got us pouring Henn' already
Liquor to the curb for my, @@$@%+ up above
When it, cracks through the pavement that's my way of sendin love
So, give Big a hug, tell Aa-liyah I said hi
'Til the next time I see her, on the other side
He was just some thug that, caught some slugs
And we loved him cause, in him we, saw some of us
He walked like us, talked like us
His back against the wall, !%$!! fought like us - damn
Poor Isis, that's his momma name
Momma ain't strong enough to raise no boy, what's his father name?
Shorty never knew him, though he had his blood in him
Hot temper, momma said he act just like her husband
Daddy never #%$#*% with him, so the streets raised him
Isis blaming herself, she wish she could've saved him
Damn near impossible, only men can raise men
He was his own man, not even him can save him
He put his faith in a, thirty-eight in his waist
But when you live by the gun you die by the same fate
End up, dead before thirty-eight and umm
That's the life of us raised by winter, it's a cold world
Old girl turned to coke, tried to smoke her pain away
Isis, life just, ended on that rainy day
When she got the news her boy body could be viewed
down at the City Morgue, opened the drawer, saw him nude
Her addiction grew, prescription drugs, shift and brew
Angel dust, dipped in WOO!
She slipped into, her own fantasy world
Had herself pregnant by a different dude
But reality bites and, this is her life
He wasn't really her husband, though he called her wife
It was just this night when, moon was full
And the stars were just right, and the dress was real tight
Had her sounding like Lisa Lisa - I wonder if I take you home
will you still love me after this night?
Mike was the hardhead from the around the way
that she wanted all her life, #%%* she wanted all the hype
Used to hold on tight when he wheelied on the bike
He was a Willie all her life he wasn't really the one to like
It was a, dude named Shy who would really treat her right
He wanted to run to the country to escape the city life
But I-sis, like this, Broadway life
She loved the Gucci sneakers, the red green and whites
Hangin out the window when she first seen him fight
She was so turned on that she had to shower twice
How ironic it would, be some fight that
turned into a homicide that'll alter their life
See Mike at thirty-two was still on the scene
Had a son fifteen that he never saw twice
Sure he saw him as an infant, but he dissed on him like
"If that was my son, he would look much different.
See I'm light-skinned and that baby there's dark
so it's, momma's baby; poppa's maybe."
Mike was still crazy out there running the streets (+$*% @@$@%+ want?)
Had his old reliable with thirty-eight gun in his reach
It's been fourteen years, him and Isis ain't speak
He running around like life's a peach, 'til one day
he approached this thug that, had a mean mug
And it looked so familiar that he called him "Young Cuz"
Told him, get off the strip but the boy ain't budge (+$*% you)
Instead he pulled out a newer thirty-eight snub
He clearly had the drop but the boy just paused (hold up)
There was somethin in this man's face he knew he seen before
It's like, lookin in the mirror seeing hisself more mature
And he took it as a sign from the almighty Lord
You know what they say about he who hesitates in war
(What's that?) He who hesitates is lost
He can't explain what he saw before his picture went blank
The old man didn't think he just followed his instinct
Six shots into his kid, out of the gun
@@$@%+ be a father, you're Killing your son
Six shots into his kid, out of the gun
@@$@%+ be a father, you Killing your sons"

CRAZY!!!!! How could you not +$*% with Hov when he on his game like this?!?!

 

[airgordon10]

I know pop you can't stand us cause we !*$% them hammers
Run in your crib, no prisoners, pop your grandma
Locked in the slammer? Nope, popped up in Atlanta
Crocked up in a drop I popped up the antenna
Whoa.. watch your manners when my veins pop like scanners
Like raindrops you hear the thunder when I !*$% the cannon
Big thang, big chains, ain't @%%% changed
Get brained in the four dot six Range
@%%% main, switch lanes
every town I hit, switch planes, @$+*$ flipped big caine
Flow with no cut, you take it in vain/vein to the brain
Muh'fukas is noddin and throwin up, you know that
You don't wanna owe that man
He'll hit you, get the picture? Kodak man
Gotta, love for war, I don't floss no more
I just sit on my money til I'm above the law
How the %%*+ you gonna stop us with your measly @+!+%
We don't stop at the tolls we got EZ passes, $+*@+
Multiple cars and divas with D-classes
Iceberg sweat with I.B. on the elastic
@%%%, beyotch! What the %%*+, ya heard me?
Put some more beat on that joint

 

[bboy1827]

Originally Posted by jordan23collecta


when the remys in the system, aint no tellin will i *%%+ em will i diss em, im a pimp by blood..

OH WAIT...that was biggie

how about:
come get some, you lil bums, i take the cake from under the bakers thumb..

OH WAIT..that was big daddy kane


-J23C

Lol

both lines

"Had a dream I said, bout who he said, bout big I said thats big he said...."

this song is one of the best songs I've ever heard.

 

[the takeover]

I sold it all from crack to o-pium, in third person
I don't wanna see em, so I'm rehearsin
with my peoples high to GM, from a remote lo-cation
in the BM, scopin the whole situation like, "Dayamm!"
Metamorphic, as the dope turns to cre-am
but one of these buyers got eyes like a Korean
It's difficult to read em, the windows to his soul
are half closed, I put the key in
Pulled off slow, hopin my people flee-in
+!$@% tried to knock the only link that tied me in
Coppers was watchin us through nighttime binoculars
This time they got us on tape, exchangin dope for dollars
Make me wanna, holler back at the crib in the sauna
Prayin my people bailed out like Time/Warner
Awaitin call, from his kin not the coroner
Phone in my hand, nervous confined to a corner
Beads of sweat second thoughts on my mind
How can I ease the stress and learn to live with these regrets
This time... stress... givin this $@+$ up... !$@%

 

[sdfbheat]

Originally Posted by bboy1827

Originally Posted by jordan23collecta


when the remys in the system, aint no tellin will i *%%+ em will i diss em, im a pimp by blood..

OH WAIT...that was biggie

how about:
come get some, you lil bums, i take the cake from under the bakers thumb..

OH WAIT..that was big daddy kane


-J23C

Lol

both lines

"Had a dream I said, bout who he said, bout big I said thats big he said...."

this song is one of the best songs I've ever heard.

this is

"I see I said jealousy I said
Got the whole indusrty mad at me I said
Then B.I. said Hov remind yourself
Nobody built like you, you design yourself
I agree I said my one of a kind self
Get stoned everyday like Jesus did"

sound like a realistic dream the *@+$@ had....good stuff

 

[extraordinary swag]

Don't get mad at me
I don't love 'em I +@$! 'em
I don't chase 'em I duck 'em
I replace 'em with another one
You had to see she keep calling me BIG
(And another one!)
And my name is Jay-Z
She was all on my %%%#
Gradually I'm taking over your *%$!#
Coming over your @%$#
Got my feet up on you sofas, man
I mean a hostess for my open hand
You coming home to dishes and empty soda cans
I got your *%$!# up in my Rover man
I never kiss her, I never hold her hand
In fact I diss her I'm a bolder man
I'mma pimp her, it's over man
When I twist her in the Gold sedan
Like I'm Goldie man, you're *%$!# chose man
Jigga man, ice burg with the frozen hands
Wedding bells don't make it rosie man