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Post your worst date stories! Here's mine...
So I've been talking with this chick for the last couple of weeks and im not really into her, but im not too mad about it going down so I keep myself in the game. We go out in the city and everything is pretty chill and im thinking "huh, this isnt so bad". So fast forward to the next week and we decide to go out again (mind you, this is after new years in Vegas and now im really losing interest)...Dinner is cool and her outfit is cool so im thinking "ok should I take her down tonight or just cut it off smooth and be on my way". The problem is, I see this girl every week through work and I will for sure be running into her often so a hit and run is tough.
The date is wrapping up and I give her a hug, as we're getting closer I can see her trying to go in for a kiss, but I quickly juke her face and go around to complete the hug. Thats when I just hold onto her tight so she cant swoop in for a hug/kiss combo. I say "it was nice seeing you, have a safe drive, i'll talk with you soon" then I let go thinking alright I made it through without having to kiss this broad. WRONG. Right as we pull apart shes looking at me like "how could you say no to this" and goes in for the kill. Ugh.
Worst make out session ever. I would have rather been at the dentist, shoot I may have to go to the dentist after all her teeth clashing into mine. She was doing that drill thing with her tongue and just jutting the thing into my mouth. So I grab control of the situation and stop the kiss, when I look up at her she's still got her eyes closed and shes got her mouth wide open and shes sucking the air waiting for me to come back.
I wanted to laugh so bad, then I started counting. I got up to 5 seconds and she was still doing it. It was like a fish out of water that was trying to be sexy...it was alllll bad. To top it all off she started growling while we were kissing and it wasn't this sex kitten trying to be cute purr it was like this long, primitive, from the depths of hell growl that lasted at least 45 seconds. I didnt know if she wanted to have sex or skin me and wear it as a suit.
What really did it for me though is that she has her car seat pushed all the forward to drive. That madam, is the last straw.
So I've been talking with this chick for the last couple of weeks and im not really into her, but im not too mad about it going down so I keep myself in the game. We go out in the city and everything is pretty chill and im thinking "huh, this isnt so bad". So fast forward to the next week and we decide to go out again (mind you, this is after new years in Vegas and now im really losing interest)...Dinner is cool and her outfit is cool so im thinking "ok should I take her down tonight or just cut it off smooth and be on my way". The problem is, I see this girl every week through work and I will for sure be running into her often so a hit and run is tough.
The date is wrapping up and I give her a hug, as we're getting closer I can see her trying to go in for a kiss, but I quickly juke her face and go around to complete the hug. Thats when I just hold onto her tight so she cant swoop in for a hug/kiss combo. I say "it was nice seeing you, have a safe drive, i'll talk with you soon" then I let go thinking alright I made it through without having to kiss this broad. WRONG. Right as we pull apart shes looking at me like "how could you say no to this" and goes in for the kill. Ugh.
Worst make out session ever. I would have rather been at the dentist, shoot I may have to go to the dentist after all her teeth clashing into mine. She was doing that drill thing with her tongue and just jutting the thing into my mouth. So I grab control of the situation and stop the kiss, when I look up at her she's still got her eyes closed and shes got her mouth wide open and shes sucking the air waiting for me to come back.
What really did it for me though is that she has her car seat pushed all the forward to drive. That madam, is the last straw.
