PUNCHLINES YOU'D PUT IN A RAP SONG

[Deleted member 107398]

Lets have fun with it...one-liners that you'd rap in a song...I'll start:

You're not bad but you're not bad

 

[T Lo Sweater]

My d so big

Im flossin u not

Oh u mad?

Jay Z is wack flame suit on

Id Steezy ya moms

 

[superantigen]

I got the Meth on me, so I'm getting that Dirty money, balling real fab like Jrose up in dat crack spot.


*kanye shrug*

...

 

[Deleted member 87369]

I got the Meth on me, so I'm getting that Dirty money, balling real fab like Jrose up in dat crack spot.


*kanye shrug*

...

 

[Deleted member 107398]

My d so big

Im flossin u not

Oh u mad?

Jay Z is wack flame suit on

Id Steezy ya moms

[emoji]128514[/emoji]

 

[superantigen]

I got the Cal on me, so any ant that step to me is getting aired out, crush yo' heart and leave you on the couch like you was air pun.




...

 

[RIP sleazyy]

"....put the torch to em, make **** ***** flambe."

"....that's instagrams, sent the plug a direct message."

"....and they know I got hard like I popped cialis."

"...and the seats white like Pookie lips."

 

[ohmygosher]

I'm da besss.

 

[mike honcho]

"...and the seats white like MRIBONIT pop's lips."

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[OrangeBlueGarden]

I felt so much pain that I always smile like a pumpkin (jack o lantern)

 

[dnero1]

K.O shawwty when I hit her wit a punchline

 

[RIP sleazyy]

"...but your main ***** look like a crumbled up 20."

 

[elpablo21]

You're not suited for my game, D.Rose....My stacks got permabanneds, JRose.

 

[daruma]

"..you can try to get at me dog, but know that my cats are ready to war."

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[celticspride34]

Son, please take off those fake as aviators
Charles lindbergt
I'm gonna steal your toddler and rape you butch till she bleeds like Hamburg...

 

[Deleted member 107398]

"...but your main ***** look like a crumbled up 20."

Steve Francis [emoji]128514[/emoji]

 

[Master Zik]

@ all the posts in here.

I dunno what it is but maybe I'm not reading them in my head with any flow but this got me dying. Sounding like some of the most awkward nonsensical punchlines ever.

 

[fourtyeight48]

Yo I come through slapping folks
Betas alphas and average joes
7th account and still be talking trash to folks
Report me when I have a joke
Y'all treat me like a radical
Vatican harassing popes
Draya thread all laugh and jokes
Bunch of virgins who don't have a stroke
NT meet so I can grab a throat
Or maybe I'll just grab a rope
Hanging like a dap from bros
Maybe I'll adapt a smoke
No meth cuz maybe I'll go ghost



Damn I'm kinda raw.

 

[greatesqueape]

do yoga while I put on my alarm call it matlock

 

[Deleted member 107398]

Yo I come through slapping folks
Betas alphas and average joes
7th account and still be talking trash to folks
Report me when I have a joke
Y'all treat me like a radical
Vatican harassing popes
Draya thread all laugh and jokes
Bunch of virgins who don't have a stroke
NT meet so I can grab a throat
Or maybe I'll just grab a rope
Hanging like a dap from bros
Maybe I'll adapt a smoke
No meth cuz maybe I'll go ghost



Damn I'm kinda raw.

 

[Kaleo15]

I whip it out on deez yambz so hard, got deez thotz new yorkin'

 

[peanut noir]

Wildcats from kentucky leave em shaw shanked no pennsatucky. 

 

[Deleted member 107398]

I'm a dog *** *****, ***** (vagina) all on me (like that video)

 

[Ox.]

see you in your worst nightmares, Krueger.

I'm not a rapper...

 

[OrangeBlueGarden]

see you in your worst nightmares, Krueger.

You should be
I'll date you
Not date rape you
I'll lay you
Baby? Why would I play you.




















































































































I'm not a rapper...