Rat Fights Pigeon In Streets Of NYC

rats are mad resilient...they can climb up vertical piping, can chew through concrete and steel, just born to survive...

there isnt really much that can be done besides poison...
 
*Goes to worldstar for the NYC jokes
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Baltimore rats would wash NYC rats tho , give em da hands proper

You Wildin on a thousand islands baby pa
BMore rats would be shaking in their Nike boots and their clearance rack north face steep techs. NY rats keep it gully. You never seen a rat take a life till you seen a NY rat.

And that pigeon is a bum. Birds fly souf in the wintertime. Pigeon thought he can come up off a fast one without paying his dues. One thing about a bird is that it's always gonna be a bird. And birds do bird ****. Birds fly south when it gets cold up north. NY rats hold their own and keep 10 toes down to the earth regardless how cold it gets. Straight facts. You ever see a rat with a mink coat? I have. I challenge any other city rat to go toe to toe with a NY rat. I put money on it that the other rat gets his throat cut open. I've walked through alleys of many cities and I've come across many rats. And let me tell you something. NY is the only city where Rats never run when they see a human coming. Brownsville, never ran, never will. All other US city rats get the scurrying once they feel the vibration of these size 12 Timbos touching the concrete. NY rats ain't phased by nothing
 
Baltimore rats would wash NYC rats tho , give em da hands proper

You Wildin on a thousand islands baby pa
BMore rats would be shaking in their Nike boots and their clearance rack north face steep techs. NY rats keep it gully. You never seen a rat take a life till you seen a NY rat.

And that pigeon is a bum. Birds fly souf in the wintertime. Pigeon thought he can come up off a fast one without paying his dues. One thing about a bird is that it's always gonna be a bird. And birds do bird ****. Birds fly south when it gets cold up north. NY rats hold their own and keep 10 toes down to the earth regardless how cold it gets. Straight facts. You ever see a rat with a mink coat? I have. I challenge any other city rat to go toe to toe with a NY rat. I put money on it that the other rat gets his throat cut open. I've walked through alleys of many cities and I've come across many rats. And let me tell you something. NY is the only city where Rats never run when they see a human coming. Brownsville, never ran, never will. All other US city rats get the scurrying once they feel the vibration of these size 12 Timbos touching the concrete. NY rats ain't phased by nothing

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Baltimore rats would wash NYC rats tho , give em da hands proper

You Wildin on a thousand islands baby pa
BMore rats would be shaking in their Nike boots and their clearance rack north face steep techs. NY rats keep it gully. You never seen a rat take a life till you seen a NY rat.

And that pigeon is a bum. Birds fly souf in the wintertime. Pigeon thought he can come up off a fast one without paying his dues. One thing about a bird is that it's always gonna be a bird. And birds do bird ****. Birds fly south when it gets cold up north. NY rats hold their own and keep 10 toes down to the earth regardless how cold it gets. Straight facts. You ever see a rat with a mink coat? I have. I challenge any other city rat to go toe to toe with a NY rat. I put money on it that the other rat gets his throat cut open. I've walked through alleys of many cities and I've come across many rats. And let me tell you something. NY is the only city where Rats never run when they see a human coming. Brownsville, never ran, never will. All other US city rats get the scurrying once they feel the vibration of these size 12 Timbos touching the concrete. NY rats ain't phased by nothing
Another gem :rofl: Realer words never been posted :rofl: :rofl:

I kept it together until the last few sentences and then I was just laughing so hard :lol:
 
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I'm sitting in my office right now and this thread has me dying...DYING. Some of the stuff being said here is too much :lol:
 
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You Wildin on a thousand islands baby pa
BMore rats would be shaking in their Nike boots and their clearance rack north face steep techs. NY rats keep it gully. You never seen a rat take a life till you seen a NY rat.

And that pigeon is a bum. Birds fly souf in the wintertime. Pigeon thought he can come up off a fast one without paying his dues. One thing about a bird is that it's always gonna be a bird. And birds do bird ****. Birds fly south when it gets cold up north. NY rats hold their own and keep 10 toes down to the earth regardless how cold it gets. Straight facts. You ever see a rat with a mink coat? I have. I challenge any other city rat to go toe to toe with a NY rat. I put money on it that the other rat gets his throat cut open. I've walked through alleys of many cities and I've come across many rats. And let me tell you something. NY is the only city where Rats never run when they see a human coming. Brownsville, never ran, never will. All other US city rats get the scurrying once they feel the vibration of these size 12 Timbos touching the concrete. NY rats ain't phased by nothing

STRAIGHT FAX B
 
Remember when a rat ran up on a homeless man in a train in NY. **** is crazy.

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