Real Talk, do you wipe your tip after you pee?

[ricekrispies420]

Originally Posted by 80JerryRice80

If a shake don't cut it then %%$% yeh I do. I keep my %*+% clean, can't get no damn UTI's or some $%@@.

 

[grizzlyboy]

Huh? Only on NT

 

[limitedretroog]

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

at girls when they be like "it tastes like pee"

ROLLIN!

 

[pr1nts]

nah, pee isn't dirty. just give it a shake and your good.

 

[keithahundred]

I'm a shaker, that's why I wear gym shorts under all my clothes no drips on me no sir

 

[ccb302]

your not alone, i wipe to my man. shaking for me doesnt get all get all the pee out so i wipe.
extra drippage in your pants feels extra nasty

 

[thegoat121886]

2 shakes and a zip

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

at girls when they be like "it tastes like pee"

ROLLIN!

How would she know what pee taste like? How long has she known R. Kelly? I wanna do a remix with him.

 

[highrep87]

Originally Posted by thegoat121886

2 shakes and a zip

 

[aubstuh86]

worst than this is when ure out on your first wear of a pair of new jays, then u pee and it splatters all on the toebox. hate that with a passion, after that ijust use em as beaters

 

[acidicality]

Originally Posted by needsomejays

Originally Posted by NikeTalker23

I hate it when I shake and think I got it all, and I put it back in and some more comes out

dude thats the worst, i hate that too

lmao. i thought i was alone. i hate that %!##.

 

[april lee]

aye... yo...

 

[yun69un]

Originally Posted by 0cks

Squeeze and shake brah

goddamn!!you don't want to have kids, do you? dude trying to suffocate himself.
on the real though, muslims are supposed to water down the tip whenever they pee or else they are not clean enough to perform prayers. i just do the <lilboosie>wipe me down<lil boosie>

 

[krazy]

What happens if I'm in a public restroom? Do I leave my wang hanging out and walk over to the paper towels to wipe?

 

[optimusadl]

Originally Posted by 0cks

Squeeze and shake brah

Exactly. Gently squeeze the length of the urethra from base to tip and shake and your good.

at wiping your tip at a urinal.

 

[faint dj3]

LMAO gotta love NT.
im guessing pee tastes like it smells....like most things on earth

 

[mco85]

Hell no, strictly shake for me

 

[yaboydiddy]

NT is so %*%!**% random...and I luv it

Why would u shake it? You're shaking out unguided missiles around your toilet

Why would u wipe it - +%@, are we talking about the same parts?

It works for toothpaste, it works for peeing too: just squeeze it out. It's more controlled than "making it rain" around your toilet seat

, and it gets everything that's there the first time.

 

[kicks off]

 

[chico cummings]

Shieee, I wipe and I teach my sons to do so too...

 

[seasoned vet]

Originally Posted by jordanfanatic23

nh of course, but am i the only one that wipes after i pee? i mean lowkey, if you don't that's nasty

, the "shake" doesnt cut it. you know damn well there be excess pee dripping after.

- i seriously thought i was the only one. not only do i wipe after i piss, but i also have to take a shower after every dump. think what you will but you cantcall me dirty

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Originally Posted by NikeTalker23

I hate it when I shake and think I got it all, and I put it back in and some more comes out

- the more reason to wipe.

Originally Posted by aubstuh86

i wipe, then again im uncut/uncircmsized.

-

dryed up pee FTL.

 

[iluvjordanxi]

Originally Posted by NikeTalker23

I hate it when I shake and think I got it all, and I put it back in and some more comes out

I wipe... no lie and I go to a stall so I can use the toilet paper.

 

[whipwrecker]

lol i wipe my tip after i poop, before i 'wipe', because otherwise it can drip down on the seat/floor or even my clothes.

when just peeing, a shake and a squeeze will suffice.

 

[gutta sauce]

Originally Posted by LLC Money

There is a reason why there is no TP rolls next to urinals. You are telling me when you piss in public you walk to the stall with ya johnson out to grab tp or you grab tp prior to pissing?

Word.

 

[skip0011]

haha no sir