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[soltheman]

Paraphrase: Would you smash a dime with crossed eyes?




A few juniors and I from my school were messin' around in class, y'know, not paying attention and talking about random stuff.




Then this chick that works at a Subway a couple blocks from school came up. I said somethin' like "She's great for sandwich making. She can look


and you and the sub at the same time." But, she's certainly no dime. And she's old. But that's besides the point.




I got to thinking, would I (or, rather, could I,) do anything with a chick with messed up eyes.. Depending on how her body looks, it'd be a tough decision.

But, if all else fails, theres still the "from the back option."

Edit: And by dimes, I mean chicks rated from the nose down.

 

[integra owner]

Yep, her eyes don't affect the way the rest of her body looks. Btw, I know a chick like that, but she has a lazy eye. She's bad though.

 

[guillermo gutierez]

mathematically impossible

dime + crossed eyes < 10

10 =/= crossed eyes

 

[jamergrady]

Yea

 

[mrprince757]

I'd smack her eyes straight

 

[the minister]

 

[weekend girl]

"...$+$+ on her nose, now she's +%*% eyed..."

 

[eight2one]

(()) has no face

 

[stocksandbonds85]

Originally Posted by GUILLERMO GUTIEREZ

mathematically impossible

dime + crossed eyes < 10

10 =/= crossed eyes

QFT

How the +*+* would she be considered a dime in the first place

 

[soltheman]

Originally Posted by StocksandBonds85

Originally Posted by GUILLERMO GUTIEREZ

mathematically impossible




dime + crossed eyes < 10




10 =/= crossed eyes

QFT

How the @%@# would she be considered a dime in the first place

Y'all know damn well you saw some chick from the back/side with a sick body in the club, only to see her outside the strobe lights and be horrified.

You know. That kinda dime. A butterface.

 

[infamousod]

think of it like what if halle berry was cross eyed?

the answer: I would *#$(&@ her eyes straight

 

[rellbettablues]

 

[MPLS612]

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by StocksandBonds85

Originally Posted by GUILLERMO GUTIEREZ

mathematically impossible




dime + crossed eyes < 10




10 =/= crossed eyes

QFT

How the @%@# would she be considered a dime in the first place

Y'all know damn well you saw some chick from the back/side with a sick body in the club, only to see her outside the strobe lights and be horrified.

You know. That kinda dime. A butterface.

Butterfaces can only be rankedas high as a 9.9. They are not dimes.

 

[thehavik]

Yup.
I smashed a chick with a lazy eye.
She was cool as hell too.

Im not extra shallow though so, yeah, take it for what its worth....
I dont care if my chicks have small flaws.

 

[cq23]

i dated a girl with a stutter

she was a 9.5 but no one liked her cuz of it

got dome for the first time from her too

 

[guillermo gutierez]

I dont care if my chicks have small flaws.
me neither. i dont mind if my chick has medium flaws either...

but dude is talkin about the Almight Dime.

ive even heard multiple dudes say that a true dime doesnt exist.

dated a girl with a stutter

she was a 9.5 but no one liked her cuz of it

got dome for the first time from her too

as a psych. major, i would say that you, subconsciously hated her stuttering, thus......the dome.

 

[seventh letter]

Originally Posted by The Minister

That's no where near a dime

And is this a serious question?

 

[soltheman]

Originally Posted by cq23

i dated a girl with a stutter

she was a 9.5 but no one liked her cuz of it

got dome for the first time from her too

Dome from a chick with a stutter?

I can't even make a joke. It's too easy.

 

[nychiphophippo]

tig ol bitties

nice fatty, waste and all that

ill complexion

sexy hair

+ cross eyed


smash

 

[bboi4lif3]

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by StocksandBonds85

Originally Posted by GUILLERMO GUTIEREZ

mathematically impossible




dime + crossed eyes < 10




10 =/= crossed eyes

QFT

How the @%@# would she be considered a dime in the first place

Y'all know damn well you saw some chick from the back/side with a sick body in the club, only to see her outside the strobe lights and be horrified.

You know. That kinda dime. A butterface.

She cant just be a dime cause she look good from behind!

 

[cq23]

Originally Posted by GUILLERMO GUTIEREZ

dated a girl with a stutter

she was a 9.5 but no one liked her cuz of it

got dome for the first time from her too

as a psych. major, i would say that you, subconsciously hated her stuttering, thus......the dome.

umm i didnt mind. i was just young, (8th grade)