Shaun Alexander acquitted on charges - UPDATE Pg. 2

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Quote:[hr][/hr]By CHESTER MCFLOPPY, AP Sports Writer
November 5, 2007

AP - Nov 5, 11:12 am PST

EUGENE (AP) -- Shaun Alexander stuck it to the Seahawks once again.

Facing the NFL's 27th worst rush defense Saturday, Shaun Alexander showed exactly why no one takes him seriously.

"I really don't know what is going on," Alexander said. "It just seems to me that ever since Steve Hutchinson left, I can't run the ball!"

Shaun couldn't be more right. Since his 2005 NFL MVP* award, he has averaged just above 3 yards a carry. Some people blame his age, but a report last week confirmed that his heart pumps kool-aid.

"I don't even know how to respond to that," Shaun said. "I've always thought I was a little soft, but look at my cast! I'm pretty hardcore! Who runs with a cast? Super Shaun! I've even got a witty commercial!" he yelled, then juked and fell over in front of me, his signature move.

When asked to comment on this situation, Mike Holmgren ate a donut.
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I hate him with a passion. I'm tired of booing him 8 times a year. I want to trade Shaun and Mike Holmgren to Miami for Jason Taylor's PE cleats. Just keep Mo in the games. Shaun can't stiff arm, catch passes, run without falling when a defender is near, grow normal hair or run any direction but left or right. His contract is making Jim McIlvaine's contract look genius. Damn, Shaun should just retire now and give his past 2 years salary to Steve Hutchinson. SMFH at letting him go :rolleyes
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Quote:[hr][/hr]hate him with a passion. I'm tired of booing him 8 times a year. I want to trade Shaun and Mike Holmgren to Miami for Jason Taylor's PE cleats. Just keep Mo in the games. Shaun can't stiff arm, catch passes, run without falling when a defender is near, grow normal hair :rolleyes
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I hope people remember Shaun and how important a great o-line is to a RB the next time some moron says Emmitt was better than Barry.
 
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