So i got a physical today

[dendanskesimon]

Originally Posted by FlyNY

Originally Posted by dendanskesimon


But at school this chick was talkin bout how i shouldnt wear my pants so low cuz my [appendage/i] is practically hanging out and proceeds to reach out and grab it! I was like OHSCHNAP tryna fight back gettin hard, belt holdin my chub down is def appreciated haha, and of course i smashed

I think i seen this in a movie before

Word? lol, it happened tho, no need to

ol girl lookin good too, like out here, I hear this crap like everyday and comments on how my shirts are too big, etc. but its all good, not like I mind, andit makes me a lil different from all them other dudes in their aeropostale %###

 

[downtown43]

OPYNS

 

[bombbiggidyphil]

Originally Posted by TD The God

....i hate that $%%!...I know dude is feeling sorry for me.

 

[cleavland steamer]

Originally Posted by FlyNY

Originally Posted by vctry20

I hate going to the health center on campus for anything because they always want to look at your johnson

I swear you go in there with a rolled ankle and they'll just be like "ok drop your pants"

word to Antoine Fisher's foster aunt
"Go in the basement and drop em"

Oh #!%@ yall got me rolling.

 

[carminepower]

I've only had my physicals with two doctors, both female. All the times except the last one, it was this old asian chick (like 55 y.o.) so no way was Igonna get a redwood in my trousers. Last time, about 3 months ago, I got this hot Indian medical student. Unfortunately, she didn't feel on them, she wasjust like "I gotta make sure you're a male,"

 

[eight2one]

Originally Posted by DOWNTOWN43

Originally Posted by TD The God

word... the rooms are always cold in *%#$, so i'm in there like

stretching your johnson out ahead of time when she tells you to go pee in the cup FTW

im laughing cuz its true!

 

[oh you mad]

Originally Posted by jeenewed

I don't let anyone come near my bawls. Doctor or not.

yns

 

[jayadict92]

if i were you, i would've been fantasizing on some ******** shhh.

 

[dendanskesimon]

Originally Posted by Oh YoU MaD

Originally Posted by jeenewed

I don't let anyone come near my bawls. Doctor or not.

yns

he totally set himself up

but dude above me, lol yeah i was thinkin bout some lame pron scripts for real

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by HarlemToTheBronx

I had a hot chick do it once...I had to fight back an erection.

I did too. I was like 12 or 13

 

[duckdafraft]

Originally Posted by Jumpshot

It's mad awkward when an attractive female doctor has to check your testicles

.

getting a boner during this process ftl

 

[kidjustice19]

Originally Posted by MyJaysGetRocked

Originally Posted by vctry20

I hate going to the health center on campus for anything because they always want to look at your johnson

I swear you go in there with a rolled ankle and they'll just be like "ok drop your pants"

I don't know why but I'm dying over here.

are you sure you are going to the right place?

 

[syxth element]

Last time I had a physical, a pregnant lady who wasn't even the doctor did the exam. She was some type of assistant.

 

[memphisboi55]

^

pregnant stuffing.....


FTW!

 

[nktran001]

Originally Posted by duckdafraft

Originally Posted by Jumpshot

It's mad awkward when an attractive female doctor has to check your testicles

.

getting a boner during this process ftl

Hasn't happened to me yet, but when it does - I'm simply just gon' tell her the truth as to how I like the way she is touching me.

 

[2sappy]

Originally Posted by HarlemToTheBronx

I had a hot chick do it once...I had to fight back an erection.

cosign
thats the hardest part...