So I was leaving Chick-Fil-A yesterday vol. Ayo

[finnns2003]

What's the first thing you think of when you think Chick-Fil-A? That #%@! is good! Second thought is, damn they're conservative. No service on Sundays, against gays, etc.

Well I'm leaving there last night and this 40/50 y.o. white dude, plain dressed, is leaving too. I dump my tray, say excuse me, and walk out. Dude comes up to my FR-S with "excuse me sir" I'm thinkin another dude who likes FR-S/BRZ's. Nope.

Him: "Do you know where the gay areas are around here?"

Me: "Uhh, Dupont in DC?"

H: "No I meant around here, MD area"

M: "Oh no I wouldn't know"

H: "Ah hmm ok, I just moved around here. You're not gay are you?"

M: "No man don't fly that way" leaning into my car

H: "Oh ok. You don't need a BJ or anything?"

M: :x "Nah man I'm not gay"

At this point I'm like wow this went south faster than a gay guy

H: "C'mon, just 5 minutes"

M: "NO. I'm outta here"

H: "Okay well sorry I interrupted your time" and walks off

I peeled outta that parking lot like DK in the parking garage, smh. Now if that was a female, it would've been showtime. Have you guys dealt with bold attempts like that?

 

[Undefined]

H: "Oh ok. You don't need a BJ or anything?"

 

[shoefreakbaby]

You must be a cutie papi

 

[two zero five]

He has your license plate memorized. Pepper your angus.

 

[parada45]

That escalated quickly

 

[jj watt]

H: "Oh ok. You don't need a BJ or anything?"

 

[tero]

LOL which chik fil a is this??

 

[jumpman2314]

You were obviously a victim..

 

[newmoanyuh]

Most likely dude has a family and some kids and was looking for a side piece like you

 

[jumpman2314]

Double

 

[amen23]

Wow.

 

[finnns2003]

He has your license plate memorized. Pepper your angus.

 

[two zero five]

LOL which chik fil a is this??

I would like to know also. Don't wanna experience the same thing.

 

[boris]

Cool story.

 

[vietster]

Damn papi, you must look like Enrique Iglesias

 

[mrpopadopolous]

Dudes asking which one actually want to find the dude. Lol

 

[iYen]

 

[dakingii]

 

[finnns2003]

LOL which chik fil a is this??

Tech Rd, Silver Spring off 29

 

[elcatfisho]

sounds like you handled your sticky situation quite well OP.

 

[airthompson]

Ask for directions . . .

Offers a BJ . . .

I seen this M.O. from somewhere. Is this your guy?

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[sohoguy]

Dudes asking which one actually want to find the dude. Lol

Lol

 

[asap cocky]

Ducktales, the D was given at the end of the story.

 

[bentrill]

Its probaly one of those youtube pranks.

 

[sooperhooper]

def sounds like one of the "pranks" dudes in here been posting lately.
Son was so casual with the advance too