So your alone late at night shooting hoops at the park all alone vol. how many?

[thadoctadvocate]

So you decide to go shoot some hoops late at night alone at the park down the street. u are playing and all of a sudden some coyotes appear out of no where. you have no tools except for your headband which can be used to strangle or put it around two coyote necks to keep em together and u have a basketball.

how many can u realistically handle?


keep in mind a coyote is bigger than a dog but smaller than a wolf.

i think i could proabably take on 3 because im shooting hoops and the adrenaline will start flowing very fast giving me more than normal strentght. i will use this strength to grab two coyotes with one hand each by the throat and take care of them while letting the thrid get confused as to why im not taking him on then when i finish those 2 i would finishe off the last one.

 

[the hater boxden]

why don't you have your own hoop at home?

 

[ishnaga]

Acme will save the day....wouldn't eem trip op.

 

[iYen]

Are you wile e. srs?

 

[royal assassin]

 oh right 'okay guys just hold still while i lash you together with this here headband,' where do nters come up with this stuff

 

[lpheat22]

We hoop at home bruh or 24 hour fitness

 

[dt43]

Ain't no coyotes, get out

 

[thadoctadvocate]

motivation is bcuz i wanted to play ball now but i always see coyotes at night . maybe we can share techniques of taking them down.

 

[lpheat22]

You know what I hope those coyotes eat you

 

[frostythepoptart]

the ball is a distraction. hold it out adn the coyote will bite and attack it the thing is you have to hold it firm and never drop it.
this is where things get tricky.
while the coyote bites the ball in one swift moment you need to get it in a rear choke hold submission and never let go world to the titanic.

you can only kill one max.

 

[ishnaga]

Lmaooo why not just keep shooting hoops n confuse them all?!

 

[Gordonson]

Realistically, probably one bruh. If ten coyotes are surrounding you, with the intention of killing you, you're not taking down 3 with a headband and a basketball unless you're Chuck Norris or some other martial arts expert. I'd just be focused on trying to get the hell out of there.

 

[sir charles]

Let me get this straight, I'm outside playing ball by myself. It's dark, and out of nowhere I'm in a firefight of coyotes. Seems legit. Ten coyotes, one me. It depends on how they attack. If they go classic one at a time, I could probably get most of them. But they most like wont go one at a time. So I'm getting bum rushed by ten coyotes. Welp. I would slam the ball into the ground to make it bounce, which will cause a distraction long enough for me to grab one and break it's neck. That's when the rest start coming in. I could maybe finish off a second.

 

[two zero five]

Like fye hunnid.

 

[RIP sleazyy]

pass that.

 

[fresh2deff]

People wear headbands still?

 

[Coromanti]

pass that.

there ya go

 

[chicagokid23]

I might get one man 2 if im lucky, 3 and im dying right when i finish the 3rd one off

 

[feenixs]

there ya go

Like fye hunnid.

 

[AZwildcats]

Coyotes are cowards though. Just run at them and they will scamper away. Mountain lions on the other hand 

 

[coolgraymemo]

ten.

 

[misha]

Live across the street from park I'm running home

 

[meek meals]

throw the ball dead in the face of one, jump over it and then diddy bop the **** outta there

 

[AEA18]

How big is the headband? We talkin' LeBron sized?

 

[xbiker47]

why don't you have your own hoop at home?