Something that backfired vol... why did you just punch me in the back of the head

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  1. rickfoxjr

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    What is something you tried sexually that made the girl give you the [​IMG] or something a girl tried on you that made you [​IMG]
     
  2. carlosdapaperboy

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    I tried to have sex with a girl once.....she just looked at my penis and laughed [​IMG].....It was a really cold day though, so it was a side effect. My d really isn't small at all.....
     
  3. ihavemyownopinion

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    Damn Carlos [​IMG]


    Man you got me dyin over here
     
  4. johnnyredstorm

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    At least she laughed and didn't ask if you put it in yet[​IMG]
     
  5. tmukg21

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    [​IMG]
     
  6. mjbetch

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    when i was poking her ear. lolol
     
  7. daytona 5000

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    I told her to sit on my face. (swear to God)
    and she just hit me with the [​IMG]
     
  8. highrep87

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  9. vctry20

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    Tried to beat in the shower. It was awkward and uncomfortable.

    Ive done it since and found there just a good balance you gotta get
     
  10. carlosdapaperboy

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    That reminds me of the one NT'er who was smashing his chick in the shower then her dad walked in on 'em and son fell and broke his ribs [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]. I was lmao for the longest when I read that.
     
  11. coolnificent

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    [​IMG] Iremember that
     
  12. shoedinidc

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    Dont piss her off, she'll ter her friends about ur poor excuse for a toddlers p*nis...J/k saw waiting last night...
     
  13. guillermo gutierez

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    there was a garden tool who was walkin with some of my boys, she was n the middle and they were walkin beside her

    i was walkin behind them a couple steps back

    behind me were about 5 other people i chill with

    i tried to slap said garden tools booty cheeks

    and i missed. i swiped and got nothing, just air.

    everybody behind me joked me the entire night tellin me that my arms are too short, on some t-rex @!#% .
     
  14. ubuibeme

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  15. johnnyredstorm

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    Cue the John McCain Sup, My arms too short pictures[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  16. ihavemyownopinion

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    ^^^

    I remember a while back a dude
    said that he hated John McCain cause he couldn't
    do the Ballin' dance [​IMG]
     
  17. vctry20

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    [​IMG] that happened to my old roommate. He was smashing in the shower athis F-Buddies house, and she just had a curtain, no glass door. Long story short he lost his balance, fell completely out of the shower, and hit the back ofhis head on the counter. They were both drunk and I had to come pick him up and take him to get stiches in the back of his head.

    Blood all over the bathroom, I have a picture of her white towels covered in blood. I'd post but I think thatll get me banned
     
  18. carlosdapaperboy

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    [​IMG][​IMG] lulz.
     
  19. tyeung53

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    i did the dirty talk that got her out of the mood.... smh for trying something new when it was the first time with a new girl
     
  20. Ofc.Phan

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    my girl does not let me see the V, we have done it 10 times. Everytime it was under the blanket. I even tried to go mystic and please her by going from bottomup, she caught me, she caught me. What should i do? So now the only v i have seen is the letter in my name, fleshlight and ********.
     
  21. johnnyredstorm

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    Stick it in her butt and blame it on you not being able to see where you're going.
     
  22. Ofc.Phan

    Ofc.Phan formerly retro23phan

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    wont fit, i have tried. i have gotten to the point where i make new holes.
     
  23. everydaykicks

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    You crazy bro[​IMG]
     
  24. carlosdapaperboy

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    I bet yo "girl" used to be a man before "she" met u and that's why "she" won't let u see "her""box".....
     
  25. Ofc.Phan

    Ofc.Phan formerly retro23phan

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    she does beat me in every sport