Discussion in 'General' started by eljefe, Oct 2, 2015.
A couple years back I was trashed at this lounge and
I don't know about re-creating something from online. But I know between the years of like 2006-2010 you could not tell me anything in any bar, lounge, club, VIP about putting my feet on the furniture. The combination of Dave Chapelle skits, rap lyrics, and alcohol had me standing on everything from couches to coffee tables to bar stools. Alcohol had me feeling like putting my feet on furniture was somehow going to boost me to higher social statuses. Always thought someone was going to don me a gold rope chain, bottles full of sparklers were going to be sent my way, and chicks would be picking up money in my section. In reality I was usually always asked to buy another bottle or to get down
Tried to recreate the Kim K sextape but the quality on my phone was too good.
Did you tell her to lay still like a beached whale?