TAY: thread about yambs...

[celticsfan9783]

Who has experience seeing strippers? Kinda digging this 20 yr old Puerto chick (didn't know she danced at first). I have an old friend who is now dancing and told me this chick is a stripper where she works

Problem is, the old friend has been leaving comments on my FB like she wants the D. I don't want her yambs though. Want her friends. She told me to come and have a drink with them at the spot they work at.

 

[patentboy23]

Was on my way to class and spotted this chick I swore I had met at the bar like a month ago. I pulled her number but she never texted me back when I hit her up :\. I didn't say whatup out of spite, on top of not knowing it was 100% definitely her. Walked into class and texted her, with no dambs given, just to see if she responded. She did and I was . She was like "yeah that was me" and completely forgot that we go to the same school. I asked her if she wanted to lunch or something but she was tied up in watching a dissertation and asked if she'd want to do happy hour or lunch tomorrow and she hits me with "I really shouldn't I have a boyfriend now" |I

The fact that she said that she "shouldn't" suggests to me that she's uncertain and would consider chilling but knows her bf wouldn't approve. Now to swing this I'm thinking a) getting a group of my friends to do happy hour tomorrow and see if she'd feel more comfortable with a group of us chilling. b) Pass. not worth the time/effort since I'd rather smash than wife her. I'm leaning towards B but feelbadman that I was kinda close to reviving a chick that I thought I had lost.

 

[dakingii]

^she has a man bruh leave her alone. I dont think she was considering your request she was just being nice and didnt want to say no upfront

 

[jthagreat]

Hopped into this thread all late, so forgive me if anything I rap about have already been mentioned.

Is text game a must/ What if your text game ain't proper? I'm not one to text and when I do, it's straight to the point. I'm not trying to have a full convo through nor am I good at it. I can't write the way I talk and can't provide the lulz through text. I feel like my voice and the way I talk carries me.

If you aint textin, you better be calling.

O's be like "youre a good texter" (in my my head im like OK) but really textin makes the day go by faster, and if its to set up some P, im bout it.

Patentboy: i would suggest you slow play that one. you reading into her words "shouldnt " and you coulld be being too pushy if she really is considerin steppin out. slow play is what id do...

actually id fall back, but if you tryin to smash, i would say you should slow play

 

[216301baller]

im not texting a girl all day anymore..those days are done..only female like that is my fwb whom ive been messing with for about 2 years now and thats because she's back in cleveland..other than that you can miss me with that stuff

 

[joeyd12]

Met two girls down the shore like an hour south of me... Got these texts at the same time, thought it was funny. Then it pissed me off lol... Can't **** with long distance but the best kinda chic is the "vacation chic" where they live far enough that you don't have to be committed and it's understandable, but close enough where if u wanna hit em up on the weekend u can. Specially when they live in a destination spot like the shore, AC, Hampton's, etc... All you NY dudes need to find a Hampton's chic, best thing u can do for your summer, lol.

 

[アミーゴ]

Taking new yambs u met 2 weeks ago to a baseball game...yeah or nah?

 

[lpheat22]

Taking new yambs u met 2 weeks ago to a baseball game...yeah or nah?

I hope you're bringing me an extra one to the summit

 

[アミーゴ]

I hope you're bringing me an extra one to the summit

Ur too cool to come party in the OC I heard.

 

[lpheat22]

I hope you're bringing me an extra one to the summit

Ur too cool to come party in the OC I heard.

Lol really? I'm down to party, let me know when and where

 

[suberzat1]

Taking new yambs u met 2 weeks ago to a baseball game...yeah or nah?

i would i have no probably taking new yambs to sporting events

 

[ballinsam23]

Taking new yambs u met 2 weeks ago to a baseball game...yeah or nah?

i would i have no probably taking new yambs to sporting events

i hope she can carry a convo, baseball games can be some of the most boring events ever

 

[ofreshone]

^ especially if it goes into the 20th inning (word to the Marlins vs Mets). Imagine how that date would have gone.

 

[アミーゴ]

i hope she can carry a convo, baseball games can be some of the most boring events ever

Obiously have drinks before/ during... I did it 2x (nba game and mlb game) and had success...And the Yankees are out here so

 

[youngdoc]

Taking new yambs u met 2 weeks ago to a baseball game...yeah or nah?

As long as she's not anti sports, sporting events are money. Drinking, stuff going on to fill any dead space in convo

 

[lpheat22]

How she gonna put the ******* in my mouth but when I ask her to speak in the mic she says she's not that type of girl

 

[アミーゴ]

As long as she's not anti sports, sporting events are money. Drinking, stuff going on to fill any dead space in convo

Yeah I agree. Have had good luck at sporting events...I like it cuz its informal, and not super serious "datey".

 

[teamjordan79]

As long as she's not anti sports, sporting events are money. Drinking, stuff going on to fill any dead space in convo

Yeah I agree. Have had good luck at sporting events...I like it cuz its informal, and not super serious "datey".

on the flipside, there's great potential for friendzownage so tread carefully.

 

[young thundercat]

How she gonna put the ******* in my mouth but when I ask her to speak in the mic she says she's not that type of girl

Did you get the buns?

 

[suberzat1]

on the flipside, there's great potential for friendzownage so tread carefully.

i never been friendzoned for taking a chick to a game but if so it would be the last sporting event she goes to with me

 

[celticsfan9783]

^ especially if it goes into the 20th inning (word to the Marlins vs Mets). Imagine how that date would have gone.

You don't have to stay the whole 20 breh, especially if it's the Marlins and Mets

Leave park early, get a night cap at local bar, beat traffic.

If you're taking a chick to say a Yankees/Red Sox game, the atmosphere usually takes care of things and sparks conversation.

But if you're going to a bum *** Florida game where the seats are empty and no one cares, that's a little more challenging.

 

[joeyxfresco]

Shorty won't give it up until she gets the title. How do you guys handle females who want wifey status before they give you the yambs?

 

[young thundercat]

Shorty won't give it up until she gets the title. How do you guys handle females who want wifey status before they give you the yambs?

tell her to F off...labels do nothing but complicate things :x

 

[patentboy23]

Tell her u need to see if the chemistry is there before you can make it official. Point blank: Relationship won't last if there's no magic. Better to find out now than waste time and find out the sex is wack.

Shorty won't give it up until she gets the title. How do you guys handle females who want wifey status before they give you the yambs?

 

[joeyxfresco]

tell her to F off...labels do nothing but complicate things :x

QFT

Tell her u need to see if the chemistry is there before you can make it official. Point blank: Relationship won't last if there's no magic. Better to find out now than waste time and find out the sex is wack.

I'm not really looking to get into a relationship tho, I'm just trying to hit. I'm thinking ima just let her think she's wifey and see how far I can roll with it haha