The Greatest Story Ever Told?

[djaward]

Someone send me a Link where I can read this story.
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https://storify.com/public/template.../storify.com/yomike/a-wild-weekend-in-florida

this is where I read the story. A lot of clicking but still a great read.

I love post like these.


I imagine Z looking like DEEBO
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[Master Zik]

"So we vibing over our hoeism or whatever." I'm dying already

Jarrett starts punching himself The imagery is so vivid to me.

I'm in tears off this attempted suicide

Man that was a classic great story.

The casting in that Lobo pic is on point. Who should play the Fl black guy with dreads though?

 

[demonbasketball04]

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[demonbasketball04]

Somehow our PC media/culture will spin this story into this trick being a hero who survived the h0e struggle. I can see it now... This trick will be on Ellen, on the Today show, on Dr. Phil.. Shoot she might mess around and get rich off of selling her snatch and this story coming out. Zola will get rich off the rights to the story and the movie. They might funk around and give her a Pulitzer award. Smh these floozies just hit the h0e lottery...lol. The apologists are lining up to make excuses for these **** and their choices.. I can see it now..

 

[T Lo Sweater]

"So we vibing over our hoeism or whatever." I'm dying already

Jarrett starts punching himself The imagery is so vivid to me.

I'm in tears off this attempted suicide

Man that was a classic great story.

The casting in that Lobo pic is on point. Who should play the Fl black guy with dreads though?

My dude yung simmie

 

[tr1ll]

Somehow our PC media/culture will spin this story into this trick being a hero who survived the h0e struggle. I can see it now... This trick will be on Ellen, on the Today show, on Dr. Phil.. Shoot she might mess around and get rich off of selling her snatch and this story coming out. Zola will get rich off the rights to the story and the movie. They might funk around and give her a Pulitzer award. Smh these floozies just hit the h0e lottery...lol. The apologists are lining up to make excuses for these **** and their choices.. I can see it now..

Calm down bruh, aint nobody going for this......

Classic thot story telling 101, "Make me look good, make the other girl look bad."

 

[Master Zik]

Somehow our PC media/culture will spin this story into this trick being a hero who survived the h0e struggle. I can see it now... This trick will be on Ellen, on the Today show, on Dr. Phil.. Shoot she might mess around and get rich off of selling her snatch and this story coming out. Zola will get rich off the rights to the story and the movie. They might funk around and give her a Pulitzer award. Smh these floozies just hit the h0e lottery...lol. The apologists are lining up to make excuses for these **** and their choices.. I can see it now..

Doubtful.

The media will never fully and seriously address prostitution, sex rings, human trafficking, etc. This funny story isn't going to get that spin put on it to prop up this chick Jess.

Maybe if there's a movie though

 

[lovehateself]

 

Somehow our PC media/culture will spin this story into this trick being a hero who survived the h0e struggle. I can see it now... This trick will be on Ellen, on the Today show, on Dr. Phil.. Shoot she might mess around and get rich off of selling her snatch and this story coming out. Zola will get rich off the rights to the story and the movie. They might funk around and give her a Pulitzer award. Smh these floozies just hit the h0e lottery...lol. The apologists are lining up to make excuses for these **** and their choices.. I can see it now..

Calm down bruh, aint nobody going for this......

Classic thot story telling 101, "Make me look good, make the other girl look bad."

beyonce aint taking a role where she trapping, so of course its gonna be this way

 

[a blinkin]

Here I am scrolling through on mobile and I see more pics of this strumpet being posted, but I can't make out her face. So I click and add it to my photos so that I can zoom in real quick and it dawns on me...













































































I'm literally out here saving these hos.

 

[Master Zik]

^Tell us more.

You tried to save that broad?

 

[tr1ll]

F4 save lol

 

[dathbgboy]

 

[a blinkin]

Nah fam. I saved the picture to my photo gallery... Saving these hos.

 

[lovehateself]

I'm literally out here saving these hos.

you know better man

these o's belong to the world, the young gawd done told us

 

[a blinkin]

it was a play on words my dudes.

 

[dathbgboy]

it was a play on words my dudes.

Look it's ok bro, we're here for you, just give us the cape and we won't speak on this ever again.

*takes cape away like Melvin took the gun away from Jody*

 

[lobotomybeats]

it was a play on words my dudes.

I know. I went to rep you, but I'm out.

 

[a blinkin]

 

[yeah]

Check out @jesswaesriat's Tweet:

She made a twitter to share her side

 

[lovehateself]

this is incredible

live tweeting her side of the story

 

[Master Zik]

I'll wait for her to finish to read her side to the story (if it's even really her)

 

[a blinkin]

It was a fake account apparently.

 

[JVII]

Check out @jesswaesriat's Tweet:

She made a twitter to share her side

Fake as hell.

 

[yeah]

Super fake. Thought it was legit. My bad yall.

 

[mycoldyourdone]

Since the type casting is pretty much done....

Who would be in the funniest worst cast lol