The "I Don't Wake Up In The Middle Of The Night To Take A Piss" Appreciation Thread

[socluis90]

Everyone at my work (including a nt'er) say they normally wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss to which I gave them a

Do yal have this issue?

To having a good bladder.

 

[kicks off]

I posted on the other thread.

 

[usa pride4life]

 

[freezetag]

 

[executive76]

What's up with the piss threads?


I don't but when I wake up that's the first thing I do...

 

[tyeung53]

good for you. i think its how much you drink before you go to sleep

 

[animal fries]

Never. I always make sure I don't even have a drop of piss in me before I sleep... I can't go to bed knowing that I have some piss in me

 

[951guero]

Good for you here you go

 

[sn00pee]

i always wake up like 30 minutes before i have to get up to take a piss

 

[951guero]

Originally Posted by Animal Fries

Never. I always make sure I don't even have a drop of piss in me before I sleep... I can't go to bed knowing that I have some piss in me

dope name and avy

 

[bigteezy]

its probably because you dont drink enough water.

 

[socluis90]

Originally Posted by 951guero

Good for you here you go

 

[2wenty thre3]

Appreciated. My bladder game is on point

 

[ev209]

never happened to me once

 

[face82]

I piss whenever it's time to go. Sleep or not

 

[elnino4530]

I'd rather wake up in the middle of the night than not. Especially after a night of drinking. BTW Yes, I pee'd the bed as a grown +%@ man after mixingheavy liquor after beer

 

[mixednuts]

sometimes haha

 

[cdonwashisname]

Depends for the win

 

[uncoturner]

brings back memories when i used to wet the bed as a kid. it was the best feeling in the world when i put on new, dry underwear.

 

[southsidechi773]

OP,I hope that you dont want to join the Army.Four years of waking up in the freezing cold and rain to find a tree.Dont get me started on the desert.

 

[goldmember]

It PISSes me off.


..see what i did there?

 

[18key]

Originally Posted by eLNiNo4530

I'd rather wake up in the middle of the night than not. Especially after a night of drinking. BTW Yes, I pee'd the bed as a grown +%@ man after mixing heavy liquor after beer

Man I'd hate that. Was it at least your bed? That just reminded me that one time my best friend pissed all over another friends floor after anight of heavy drinking.

Originally Posted by socluis90

To having a good bladder.

 

[snaggykicks]

 

[c money 88 05]

Originally Posted by SouthsideChi773

OP,I hope that you dont want to join the Army.Four years of waking up in the freezing cold and rain to find a tree.Dont get me started on the desert.

? I missed this, went over my head.
if he doesn't get up in the middle of the night to go piss, why would he wake up in the freezing cold and rain just to find a tree? Maybe I'm justtired


anyway I don't wake up in the middle of the night for %$+$, NOTHING, somebody(I think one of my younger cousins) told me they thought I was dead becausethey kept doing %$+$ to me and I didn't move at all

-I was at a summer camp and got hit with water balloons in my sleep(I remember thinking it was sweat and going back to sleep though)
-I been hit with random stuff
-slapped
-jumped on
-yelled at
-hit with the blinding lights
-apparently I slept through an earthquake here(I doubt it was very strong still but my mom says it was "strong enough"
-slept through 2 cats fighting outside(apparently one was a brolic cat that basically kept throwing the smaller cat against the house)(wish I saw that

)
-a deer ran into the house once

nothing.
I just sleep, I doubt something like piss could ever wake me up unless it was a sharp pain like I've been holding it in since time started or something.

 

[carlosdapaperboy]

Appreciated. I love just sleeping through the night without ever getting up

. Achieving stage 3 sleep FTW.