The "I Don't Wake Up In The Middle Of The Night To Take A Piss" Appreciation Thread

[worldbeefreeg]

Never.

 

[socluis90]

While I'm still up studying and reading NT, some fool on the west coast is getting up to take a piss right now.

 

[eight2one]

i rarely wake up to piss.

 

[elnino4530]

Originally Posted by 18key

Originally Posted by eLNiNo4530

I'd rather wake up in the middle of the night than not. Especially after a night of drinking. BTW Yes, I pee'd the bed as a grown +%@ man after mixing heavy liquor after beer

Man I'd hate that. Was it at least your bed? That just reminded me that one time my best friend pissed all over another friends floor after a night of heavy drinking.

Originally Posted by socluis90

To having a good bladder.

It was mine...but not "mine" The next freshman to get my room would have a stained mattress

 

[Nouss]

Woke up in a drunk slumber, pissed on the couch, then went right back to sleep on it. I don't remember anything. But my pants were wet the next day. Goodthing it wasn't my crib.