THE OFFICE HEADS HELP WITH A BDAY PRESENT!

If she's a really "good" friend, you could put a condom in jello.

 

put her panties in the jello

 

put a clone a willy in the jello.

 

Get her a "Gaydar" scanner

 

im also gonna go with the condom in the jello thing.

 

condom in jello sounds good

 

A fine selection of beets.

 

4w whats wrong with your sig

 

If she has an office, put a sign on the door that says "_____ work space." You know....like Dwight Schrute Work Space.

Or you could go around the office collecting a dollar from everyone for her and keep the money and throw away the card like Creed.

 

put her cup of pens and notepad in jello. so that she wont have anything to write with/on

 

On a more serious note....You could give her one of these.

 

bout a month ago target had the office stationary- mugs, pencils, pens, notepads, etc. its probably gone though. you could make a bobblehead of her

 

But just put her name instead and make up stuff for her.

Also the condom in the jello.

 

Give her one of your old plaid button up shirts. Just like Creed.
Maybe some a bag of paintballs and a free lesson with you, but the lesson would end up in sex.

 

about 2 weeks ago my Target had all that stuff on clearance for 25 cents each item. lol i stocked up on some stocking stuffers...too bad they didnthave any more mugs though

 

Surprise her just as Michael surprised everyone and sing only the high notes to Happy Birthday. Haha. Make her a threat level midnight shirt and on the backhave a print that says "Dwigt" and "Samuel L. Chang". Sigh the office is great.

 

whoa where can you get personalized bobble-heads?

 

gift basket

then take it back