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my roommate is a hater, real t. I hate it when you're nicer to people than they are to you 
i've cleaned after this girl multiple times, but I had some soup yesterday and she heated up a bagel and was like :x :x "please clean up after yourself" and I was like oh...I'm sorry, I must have missed it. I looked inside the microwave and their was one tiny dark brown stain/grease thing
and I'm 99% sure it was from her african **** she had re-heated the other day and not my covered bowl of chicken noodle soup that would leave a dark brown stain
Like, how are you going to :x at that one stain in the microwave when you shower like 2 or 3 times a week max.
i've cleaned after this girl multiple times, but I had some soup yesterday and she heated up a bagel and was like :x :x "please clean up after yourself" and I was like oh...I'm sorry, I must have missed it. I looked inside the microwave and their was one tiny dark brown stain/grease thing
and I'm 99% sure it was from her african **** she had re-heated the other day and not my covered bowl of chicken noodle soup that would leave a dark brown stain Like, how are you going to :x at that one stain in the microwave when you shower like 2 or 3 times a week max.
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There is a hookah bar next to a dive bar that I frequent. They actually share a wall in a strip mall style building. The kids that go to the hookah place look like a bunch of Bieber clones. Anyways the bar is extremely rowdy. So you can imagine the dynamic that happens on the outside of the building. I've seen 20 year olds trying to flex on drunk dudes who cut them in line at the taco truck that parks infront of the bar and they end up getting their shoulders clapped. Young thundercats trying to pick up "milfs" that stumble out of the bar drunk. The best is when teenage girls get into fights in party dresses and ******* and high heeled shoes are flying everywhere.
Every time I go I pray to little baby jesus to see some ignorant **** cuz it is just too entertaining.
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Sounds like downtown Minneapolis.
Rck. I read your post about givinv the dude your maxes from Ghana. From my experience people from Ghana are always dope as hell. Props.
Rck. I read your post about givinv the dude your maxes from Ghana. From my experience people from Ghana are always dope as hell. Props.
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my roommate is a hater, real t. I hate it when you're nicer to people than they are to you
i've cleaned after this girl multiple times, but I had some soup yesterday and she heated up a bagel and was like :x :x "please clean up after yourself" and I was like oh...I'm sorry, I must have missed it. I looked inside the microwave and their was one tiny dark brown stain/grease thing
Like, how are you going to :x at that one stain in the microwave when you shower like 2 or 3 times a week max.
Simple solution, slap the piss out of her. I was like Mr. T with my roommates when it came to cleaning forreal. You sing?
mplsdunk
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Got on my white trash grind tonight. Girls dig it 
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I only have 2 weeks left until I'm free and I'll be living in my own 1BR loft next year 
yes I do
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That is the thing though I live in the burbs. I am in the Midwest so you know and have encountered plenty of places like it
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mplsdunk
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Free from your parents or roommates? God I hated living with my mom. I'd be really bored without my roommates though. They are my best friends. I don't see us splitting for a while. Plus we are in multiple businesses together.
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yes I do
Would you sing to me?
mplsdunk
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That is the thing though I live in the burbs. I am in the Midwest though so you know and have encountered plenty of places like it
. In the city though there is curfew for anyone under 21 thank god.
We don't have a curfew we have 18+ clubs
after 18 you're good. Midwest is damn rowdy though I'll give you that.
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Sure
, but I'm really shy. It'd have to be in a private settingI been free from my parents. I don't mind living alone, I'm an only child. I've always been alone
and I get tired of people really fast. The few people that I would live with go to school in different cities/states
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yes I do
Alright we need pics of this roommate b4 we properly take control of the situation
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Nvm newmoan. I just read about your foul roommate :x how do you not shower daily that's a disgusting human.
I feel you though I enjoy my space. Luckily my boys are always out of town. I'm the only one home now and I'm happy. They all left for some festival. I had to work. -_-
I feel you though I enjoy my space. Luckily my boys are always out of town. I'm the only one home now and I'm happy. They all left for some festival. I had to work. -_-
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And she works out everyday too, b. Like there have been days like finals week when I don't do **** but study, so I'll skip some showers. But she'll workout, come home, spray body spray and put on loud *** lotion and go out
I'll get some floorpan pics
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two of my old roommates at my old uni were the exact same way. they pretty much acted like they run our apartment.my roommate is a hater, real t. I hate it when you're nicer to people than they are to you
i've cleaned after this girl multiple times, but I had some soup yesterday and she heated up a bagel and was like :x :x "please clean up after yourself" and I was like oh...I'm sorry, I must have missed it. I looked inside the microwave and their was one tiny dark brown stain/grease thing
Like, how are you going to :x at that one stain in the microwave when you shower like 2 or 3 times a week max.
if it's not their way, then that's a problem to them. and they don't believe in compromises. they don't remember that two other people (aside from me) live there too.all the times that they call my two other roommates and i "slobs & the worst roommates ever", i never take it seriously because the mess in the living room & kitchen was literally all theirs. so my two other roommates and i just
it off.who the hell seriously gets mad over RICE though
rant over.
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mplsdunk
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That's gross *** hell. Like how do you sweat and not shower? Studying and grinding for school who cares. But she's foul. Like I work in a 115 degree kitchen. I can't do **** after work before a shower.
And nah I don't want to see pics of her put them in a spoiler
And nah I don't want to see pics of her put them in a spoiler
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Sure
I been free from my parents. I don't mind living alone, I'm an only child. I've always been alone
Lone wolf that sings in private settings? I'm sold
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We have 18+ clubs but they are all outside city limits. They passed a law a few years ago 20 and under have to be out of downtown district after 9:30. It makes sense because it is all bars, resturant/ bars, and strip clubs. I love it so much.We don't have a curfew we have 18+ clubsafter 18 you're good. Midwest is damn rowdy though I'll give you that.
mplsdunk
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Wait I just realized newmoan is a girl. Unless you guys are taking place in pride week which is fine by me also.
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That's gross *** hell. Like how do you sweat and not shower? Studying and grinding for school who cares. But she's foul. Like I work in a 115 degree kitchen. I can't do **** after work before a shower.
And nah I don't want to see pics of her put them in a spoiler
It's been 101-106 the entire week too. I walked to class and my back was covered in sweat by just walking across campus :x
bath and body works and can't make no miracles :x
Get a few drinks in me tho... I'll put on an entire concertLone wolf that sings in private settings? I'm sold
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We have 18+ clubs but they are all outside city limits. They passed a law a few years ago 20 and under have to be out of downtown district after 9:30. It makes sense because it is all bars, resturant/ bars, and strip clubs. I love it so much.
We don't have a curfew we have 18+ clubs
Lucky. I have to look for the girls with an x on their hand and stay away. It's really bad at concerts.
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@MLPS....
, common mistake, I used to think that also
@newmoanyuh..I'm takin notes boo. Getting that Jameson on deck...
, common mistake, I used to think that also@newmoanyuh..I'm takin notes boo. Getting that Jameson on deck...
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@MLPS....
@newmoanyuh..I'm takin notes boo. Getting that Jameson on deck...
straight...no chaser
