the thread about nothing...

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Well I can't think of a better place to post this, but I have a pretty funny story to tell... So yesterday on my lunch break I go to pick up some chicken from J&J. Like always, Google maps sent me off and had my in some apartment complex behind J&JS... so instead of diriving back around I just parked and walked there. On my way back I decided to take a short cut behind this dumpster... not really paying attention, I start walking and something hits me.... hard as ****. My glasses flew off, dropped my car keys, food, and I lost my pop. I had to sit on the ground for a few seconds and think about what the **** just happened. Did someone just try to jack me for my chicken?

So I get back up, ready to throw blows, while also looking for my glasses, then I realize what happened. As my vision came back to me, I see the lip of the dumspter pushed backwards. I walked right into that ****, and I don't walk slow. I honestly thought I was blind for a minute. I was so pissed off, never have I been so pissed an at inanimate object before in my life. I wanted to destroy this dumpster, but it would have looked pretty stupid beating up a huge metal dumpster, so I took my L and went back to work, looking like I just took a haymaker. On the bright side, my glasses are still in tact, and my chicken was ok because it was wrapped up pretty good in the bag.
 
Never driving anywhere that requires more than 2 hours. Drove to Orlando a few times. NC a few times. (from jersey)

After all the stops, they took like 19 and 9 hours respectively. **** that. Your back hurts, you cramp up, you get cabin fever. Nah, I'll pay for a plane ticket.
 
I remember takin' Greyhound from ATL to Tulsa and back. 24hrs going 28 coming back. Wouldn't suggest greyhound to anybody not being chased by Jason Vorhees
 
Man i remember one time in hs my boys and i took a myrtle beach. On the way there it was about 8ish hours from the dmv.

Now on the way back, this shorty asked me to come through i drop off my boys. Cool yambs when i get home. I get to her crib and we talking and drinking, mind u i havent slept for maybe a good 10 hrs? So i am exhausted I wont lie. Next thing i know she looks at me and freaks out, i ask her whats up and she takes me to a mirror.


Bros my whole face looked like i got stung by a bee 20x. She tells me to sleep so im like okay what ever, i was just too tired to care.


I wake up and my face was clear so idk wtd happened but i got yambs either way lol
 
I want to go to Zihuatanejo.
It’s in Mexico. A little place on the Pacific Ocean. The Mexicans say the Pacific ocean has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory. Open up a little hotel, right on the beach. Buy some worthless old boat and fix it up new. Take my guests out charter fishing.
 
Thursday’s are my half days but today i don’t feel like going in. On another note, I’m going to start dressing business casual to stand out more. Manager has been giving me good news after each coaching session.
 
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