THEE OFFICIAL 2019-2020 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: VICTORY LAP

[amitt5504]

I still have 76ers coming out the east. The setup with Embiid and Simmons getting to rest from injury’s now is lowkey perfect timing....that is if Embiid isn’t seriously injured.

He’s either gonna be out 2 weeks or 8 weeks. This was the year I thought Jo was gonna enter the playoffs in relatively good health. Silly me

 

[buc em]

Son drinks water like a caveman

 

[shotsrangout]

This guy has been sorely missed . Threezus!

man I sure did miss him sitting on the bench with a towel over his head this season as every team came into chase center and beat the warriors by 20+

 

[lamekilla]

Zion....BULLY

 

[do work son]

all these "impersonation" videos are wild corny.

 

[lawdog1]

Son drinks water like a caveman

I don’t see anything particularly notable here, but whatever floats one’s boat..

 

[Sharpshoeter13]

LAWDDD!

 

[Peep Game]

all these "impersonation" videos are wild corny.

I think the only actually funny ones were Chris Paul and Austin Rivers, the latter cause Blake Griffin was doing the impersonation

 

[akajae]

all these "impersonation" videos are wild corny.

yea i think i saw this kid do a lance stephensen video some time back which was funny...

but i guess he figured out how to monetize these videos and now they're just super corny.

 

[do work son]

I think the only actually funny ones were Chris Paul and Austin Rivers, the latter cause Blake Griffin was doing the impersonation

right. players making fun of each other is always funny.

some dude buying a pelicans jersey and shorts, hooping on a 7 foot rim, walking around like he has some form of autism, ain't a "funny impersonation" of zion.

 

[don ramon]

legit hilarious

 

[amitt5504]

The ones with BdotADot from a few years back were legit funny. Especially the LeBron and Harden ones

 

[bostoiah]

Last night was probably one of the more impressive W's of the season. 2nd game of a back to back, on the road, against a pretty good team without our starting PG...

 

[B Sox]

right. players making fun of each other is always funny.

some dude buying a pelicans jersey and shorts, hooping on a 7 foot rim, walking around like he has some form of autism, ain't a "funny impersonation" of zion.

Call it what you will, but that’s exactly how Zion walks

 

[leavemeglazzies]

Zion looks like what the offspring of LeBron having a child with this woman would look like:

 

[don ramon]

people with autism don't walk a certain way, btw

impersonations are supposed to be exaggerated. chill


aaaand here comes @ leavemeglazzies messing up the vibe as usual

 

[do work son]

people with autism don't walk a certain way, btw

impersonations are supposed to be exaggerated. chill


aaaand here comes @ leavemeglazzies messing up the vibe as usual

you're right. That was a poor way of describing it.

I did see someone say that Zion walks as if he's being sent to his room which I thought was pretty funny

 

[yobyellav]

My girls D2 team got the Conf Tournament tonight. First time in school History we made it, first-year coaching!!

Nailed the 6 seed, play the 3. They beat us twice this season but by a total of 8 points. My pg finished #3 in voting for conf player of the year and they're pg #2. But mine was also First Team All Conf and First team all Defense.

Got a good one tonight fellas!!!!!!!!! Their home gym is awesome to play in, ill try n get pics later.

Dope. Congrats and good luck.

I still have 76ers coming out the east. The setup with Embiid and Simmons getting to rest from injury’s now is lowkey perfect timing....that is if Embiid isn’t seriously injured.

Not sure if this is simple wishful thinking or delusion.

 

[lawdog1]

The ones with BdotADot from a few years back were legit funny. Especially the LeBron and Harden ones

Yeah, I liked those too...at first. Then they got kind of old. I remember the Harden one being particularly funny.

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

Is Gobert really the problem at present though? I agree that he's not a MAX player but I think Conley struggling as a starter for Utah is far more problematic.

Check conleys numbers for the month then check their defensive ratings and you’ll get the answer

 

[picasso swerve]

Bdot was draggin it TOOO MUCH.

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

Don't watch the Jazz much, but last night he was completely worthless.

Not as worthless as bojan (who they depend upon much more) and ingles

 

[everysingletime]

It's an exaggerated form of how Zion walks. Accurate impersonation. I think they could've made it funnier like how bdot really exaggerated the Harden travel. Dude was traveling off the court to his roof

I would've had lined up dozens of people with the ball on the court and cut to the impersonator snatching the ball away...cut to dude on the parking lot, driving away with the ball on his lap and dude opening the door to snatch the ball away...dude eating lunch with the ball on his lap in the cafeteria and dude shows up to take the ball away.

Title it ZION IS A BULLY

Someone got to do that, I'd die

 

[ill 949]

I blame the current stretch Heat is in on Dwayne-let’s talk-about-2-other-9’s

 

[aepps20]

If Zion had a little brother I honestly believe that he would look like this young man. AMAZING.