Things to do to someones car?

[drop knee 101]

- dont use the whole egg, just the whites and it works best if you have the whites on while the sun is out.

- 3 inch nails under the front and rear side of the passenger side of the car. odds are better that he wont see em on the passenger side unless there isanother person hes driviing. whether he goes fwd or backwards first, the nails will go through the tires either way

- any type of vegetable that can go into his tailpipe and seal it shut

- super glue in the keyholes, windshield water valves or tire air valves. the little things can be such a pain to fix or deal with when u dont expect it.

- tie a chain (5-10 feet long) to the bottom of the car and roll up the chain so its not visible upon entering the car. it bangs up the bottom of the car whenhe excelerates.

- lock a bike chain around one of his times. if he has rims u can put a chain through. really mess things up this way.

just a few

 

[godofwar]

When I was in high school, my coworkers and I stuck smiley face stickers that looked like

all over the assistant manager's truck. We parked our cars in the back ofthe store to pretend we had left, then we peeped around a corner and waited until he came out. When he saw his truck he was

. He heard us laughing, and me and one other guy ran. He got inhis truck and tried chasing me down, and I was moving, didn't even know I could run that fast.

Hopped in my car and was about to take off until one dude just turned himselfin. So I couldn't let dude take the fall by himself and everyone pretty much turned themself in. After the manager calmed down, he found it funny.

 

[spidermachine916]

at all yall salty dudes that did this

 

[josephskc]

Originally Posted by DAYTONA 5000

He sonned you.
Just take your L and move on.

 

[brobocop]

Punch his car square in the nose.

 

[hellboy]

BLOW IT SKY HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[18key]

Put a sock in his exhaust

 

[frostythepoptart]

best advice is to shovel his car in. get friends and do 4x the work it takes just to shovel a new spot.

 

[aldaddy]

Originally Posted by Mr718

Originally Posted by bahunt8

Originally Posted by agold1002

wheres the thread where some dude got his door stolen

do that

Yea this

Story behind this?

 

[crank lucas]

keep it old school and simple. slash those tires

 

[trapmuzik617]

im tellin you man...



just pee in his vents. the smell when he tries to use the heat will make him throw up

 

[homerxxi]

i guess if u willing to get in trouble by doing something to his car u might as well knock him out,wake him up afterwards and make him move it

 

[omgitswes]

Originally Posted by Hellboy

BLOW IT SKY HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

best one in here.

 

[verynecessary]

if it's cold enough, shovel the car in, then spray water over it a few times to make some ice

 

[kl9]

Originally Posted by verynecessary

if it's cold enough, shovel the car in, then spray water over it a few times to make some ice

*Looks at SN...

 

[frijo sneaker]

Put alot of Nails under his tires!

 

[majicman]

the krazy glue door handle is EPIC. if you do it, set off his alarm too.

 

[dland24]

Originally Posted by beezylocks

cum a whole bunch of times in a container, pour it on his windshield, hes gunna try to wipe it away with his winshield whippers, and it will just smear every were

 

[airjordanjack]

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

keep it old school and simple. slash those tires

No, I just got my tires slashed and it sucks...

but whatever you do, post pics.

 

[calypso chanta]

just shovel his car back in, like an ice fortress around his car.

 

[silverswoosh]

I agree with shoveling back in.

If you're gonna do something more extreme, at least wait a month or so. Doing something so soon would just make it obvious that it was you.

 

[kicktionair]

What ever happened to good as kicking?

 

[treb2k5]

Break his daughter's hymen.

 

[roc boy jada]

Key his car door(s).

Originally Posted by Meangene4

cum on his car handle

 

[physicx]

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

im tellin you man...



just pee in his vents. the smell when he tries to use the heat will make him throw up