THIS is why you're FAT . . . (*Pics) Vol. Heart Attack

Discussion in 'General' started by redbrim, Feb 23, 2009.

  1. redbrim

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    By BRIM | February 23, 2009

    Make your heart ache:

    (Where's the "McGangbang" to add to this list? )

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    Lankford's Gluttoneer

    Half pound prime rib/sirloin/rib eye patty, american cheese, onions, maple bacon, hot link sausage, ketchup and honey mustard.

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    The Sandwich of Knowledge

    The bottom tier contains eight strips of bacon, six sausages and four burger paddies; followed by a second tier of black pudding; topped by a third tiercomprised of two diced chicken breasts and six fried eggs.

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    Bacon-Wrapped Meatloaf With A Layer Of Mac And Cheese

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    Deep Fried Tootsie Roll On A Stick

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    Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger

    Giant burger between two large meat pizzas, eggs, bacon, colby and pepper jack cheese.

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    Bacon Poutine

    French fries topped with cheese curds, egg, bacon and covered in brown gravy.

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    The Slowburger

    A half pound beef patty, gruyere, onion rings, butter lettuce and pickle relish.

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    The McNuggetini

    A McDonald's chocolate milkshake with vanilla vodka, rimmed with BBQ sauce and garnished with a chicken McNugget.

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    Bacon Cheeseburger With Chocolate Covered Bacon

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    Heart Attack Sandwich

    Chicken fried steak, chicken-fried bacon, a country sausage, a fried egg, a fried green tomato topped with cheddar cheese and sandwiched between bunstoasted in bacon fat, all served with a gravy dipping sauce.

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    12 Bird True Love Roast

    Contains 12 different kinds of bird: large turkey filled with goose, chicken, pheasant, aylesbury and barbary duck, poussin and guinea fowl, partridge,pigeon squab, quail and mallard duck. Breast meat from 48 different birds + 8 types of stuffing.

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    Sloppy Joe On A Krispy Kreme

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    Loosiana Gator Dog

    A butterflied Wagyu beef frank stuffed with a melted 3-cheese blend, topped with a tequila-spiked three-bean alligator chili and finished off with sourcream, freshly chopped chives, and crushed Fritos.

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    The Garbage Plate

    A combination of either cheeseburger, hamburger, Italian sausages, steak, chicken, white or red hots, a grilled cheese sandwich, fried fish, or eggs, servedon top of one or two of the following: home fries, fries, beans, and mac salad. The plate is adorned with optional mustard, onions or hot sauce.

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    Mega Double Stuff Oreo

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    French Fry-Encased Hot Dog On A Stick

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    Turbaconucken

    A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.

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    Deep Fried Mars Bar

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    The Hamdog

    A hot dog wrapped in a beef patty that's deep fried, covered with chili, cheese, onions, served on a hoagie bun topped with two fistfuls of fries and afried egg.

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    The Meat Ship

    Made from bacon, sausages, pastry, franks and pork mince.

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    Gregory's 120 Ounce Steak

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    Brick Of Cheese Fries

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    In-N-Out 100×100 Burger

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    Bacon Donut

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    Tongue And Pastrami Sandwich

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    Candied Bacon Ice Cream

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    Quadruple Bypass Burger

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    Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies

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    Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburgers

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    Baconnaise









    Peace








    Props to thisiswhyyourefat.com
     
  2. itz rolli

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    one of my favorite blogs.

    Just wrap everything imaginable in bacon, and dip into a vat of chocolate. [​IMG]
     
  3. mayhemmonkey000

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    If I didn't give a +%$#, I would destroy 70% of what's on that list. Some of the stuff is just too weird.

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    That looks dope.
     
  4. nt og

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    i'm so %*@!%*% hungry right now
     
  5. koolkatz

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    damn some of this is making me hungry
     
  6. vanillagorilladx

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    If it weren't for the health consequences, I would devour most things up there.
     
  7. xbiker47

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  8. eightysbaby

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    *Heads to the kitchen*
     
  9. shadydatguy

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    most of that, if not all, look really nasty.
     
  10. ii flash ii

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    Most of that !$!# looks digusting... But Im about to have me some oreos and milk [​IMG]
     
  11. mateen cleaves

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    looks freakin gross
     
  12. cels the younggod

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    Most those %@@ look very disgusting
     
  13. thug lyfe

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    [​IMG] x 9999 @ the "meat ship"
    and [​IMG] x 99 @ the rest of the stuff up there...probably meet your fatcalory, cholesterol, sat. fat, trans fat, and sodium needs for a week with 1 bite.
     
  14. i am furby

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    I am a health practitioner, and let me tell you that obesity is no joke. When people age and these ghastly eating habits start to really rear their collectiveheads, there is no going back. Just think of diagnosis like coronary artery disease, congestive heart failure, type II diabetes, acute renal failure,cellulitis, syncope, venous insufficiency, grafting, stenting, bypass, the list goes on. Cardiac symptoms are being diagnosed much earlier these days secondaryto food choices the highlighted by the OP; in 20 years when our generation are in their 40s we will really start facing the music.
     
  15. si3xers55

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    wow. i need addresses of where these culinary monstrosities can be found
     
  16. nightruans

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    ok krispy kreme cheeseburgers are OD[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  17. diplomat007

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    all that crap looks so nasty its not even funny , that in-n-out buger look like it already came out of someone [​IMG]
     
  18. sylvestermcgrizzly

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    Triple bypass burger isn't up there...research that...its [​IMG][​IMG] at the same time
     
  19. Mactastic4167

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    Good god, just like guy up there said, if I were a fat bastard and was looking to die soon, I would kill that 120oz steak. Omg [​IMG]
     
  20. cwrite78

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    had some in-n-out today [​IMG]
     
  21. r33p04s

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    most of that is way too big a serving...if the size gets down to about a 1/4 lb and ill do work
     
  22. agthekid

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    AS a fat person myself I can honestly say I wouldn't eat any of that %*!#.
     
  23. psykho

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    Makes me wanna [​IMG]
     
  24. akf0dy7

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    thats looks [​IMG]

    For some reason i want to try one though. i bet its tastes [​IMG]
     
  25. coolgy023

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    The Loosiana Gator Dog looks and sounds amazing [​IMG]