This made me smile .....

[kix2mny]

ConfuciusSays:

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Man who scratch $*@
Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not
Determine who is right, war determines who is
Left.

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Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon find him in
Cathouse.

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Man who fight with
Wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails
To build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there.

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Man who live in
Glass house should change clothes in
Basement.

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Man who fish in
Other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator
Smell different to ******.

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[awash242]

 

[kidufc]

i laughed discretely

 

[chiaravanond]

Originally Posted by kix2mny



Man who scratch $*@
Should not bite fingernails.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.

 

[bwoodfolkgd74]

i smiled too

 

[antonlavey]

 

[harlemtothebronx]

 

[mastamind89]

 

[illmaticsoulchild]

Originally Posted by kix2mny


Confucius Says:

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War does not
Determine who is right, war determines who is
Left.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

That one isn't bad. The ****** one was cleverly crafted. I smiled.

 

[bjfar17]

 

[elpablo21]

I feel ignorant from just reading this

Man who fish in
Other man's well often catch crabs.

 

[dunknforce]

 

[jaypesoz]

 

[drameezy]

 

[snake201]

Originally Posted by Drameezy

That gif cracks me up.lmao

 

[tyeung53]

Originally Posted by kidUFC

i laughed discretely

haha same

 

[mixednuts]

hehe smiled a little..

 

[gregodensbedpan]

started off with a

.. then ended up with a

 

[bigmo1002]

Originally Posted by kidUFC

i laughed discretely

 

[crank lucas]

Originally Posted by kix2mny


Confucius Says:

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who scratch $*@
Should not bite fingernails.

 

[mac a roni]

Originally Posted by kix2mny



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Crowded elevator
Smell different to ******.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Originally Posted by JayPesoz

[color= rgb(102, 0, 153)]this freaked me out[/color]

 

[elpablo21]

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

Originally Posted by kix2mny


Confucius Says:

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who scratch $*@
Should not bite fingernails.

 

[xcrskim]

it's much funnier if you actually say "CON FU SCHUS SAY" out loud before reading each one

 

[JAYxSF415]

Originally Posted by CHIARAVANOND

 

[ghenges]

Confucious Say: Practice masturbation. Come in handy.