This made me smile .....

Discussion in 'General' started by kix2mny, Mar 4, 2009.

  1. kix2mny

    kix2mny

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    ConfuciusSays:

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    Man who scratch $*@
    Should not bite fingernails.


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    Man who eat many
    Prunes get good run for money.


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    Baseball is wrong:
    Man with four balls cannot walk.


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    War does not
    Determine who is right, war determines who is
    Left.


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    Wife who put
    Husband in doghouse soon find him in
    Cathouse.


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    Man who fight with
    Wife all day get no piece at night.


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    It take many nails
    To build crib, but one screw to fill it.


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    Man who drive like
    Hell, bound to get there.


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    Man who live in
    Glass house should change clothes in
    Basement.


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    Man who fish in
    Other man's well often catch crabs.


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    Crowded elevator
    Smell different to midget.


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  2. awash242

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  3. kidufc

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    i laughed discretely
     
  4. chiaravanond

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  5. bwoodfolkgd74

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    i smiled too
     
  6. antonlavey

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  9. illmaticsoulchild

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    That one isn't bad. The midget one was cleverly crafted. I smiled.
     
  10. bjfar17

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  11. elpablo21

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    I feel ignorant from just reading this [​IMG][​IMG]

     
  12. dunknforce

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  15. snake201

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    That gif cracks me up.lmao[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  16. tyeung53

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    haha same
     
  17. mixednuts

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    hehe smiled a little..
     
  18. gregodensbedpan

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    started off with a [​IMG] .. then ended up with a [​IMG]
     
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    this freaked me out
     
  22. elpablo21

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  23. xcrskim

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    it's much funnier if you actually say "CON FU SCHUS SAY" out loud before reading each one
     
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  25. ghenges

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