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Originally Posted by mistah majestic
In 1999, a man snuck into Tilikum's tank and was found dead and naked,draped on the whale's back. The death was ruled a drowning.
This whale is MURKIN dudes!
YO my kller W. Tilikum aint playin' out there...dude got like six bodies under him and ishhhhhhhh...straight sacrificing these infidels to the big homey Poseidon...
But don't you just love that description though, "[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]a man...was found dead and naked,draped on the whale's back[/color]"...and these gumbs ruled it a "[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]drowing[/color]". I don't know who was more oblivious to the reality of the situation-- the idiot that payed with his life, or these [color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]special[/color] *** trainers.
Either way, one thing we can take solace in after the occurrence of these all too frequent incidents, is that natural selection is working rather optimally...
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