Uncomfortable toilet seats FTL Vol. My %+@ hurts

Discussion in 'General' started by oxreppin, Dec 20, 2009.

  1. oxreppin

    oxreppin Banned

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    Came home from college to see my parents changed the toilet in my bathroom. Been usin that one for 18 years of my life and then they up and switcharooed it onme. Most toilets have that sweet spot where you can drop a duece real comfortable like and this one doesn't!

    I write my verses in the bathroom so you know they the %!+%
     
  2. stunthard

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    step away from the keyboard, son.
     
  3. raptors29

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    [​IMG] True. You can let them think they're getting a gift from above.
     
  4. snsd

    snsd Banned

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    you can always take a dump in a neighbor's lawn
     
  5. mc otaku

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    When I went to Laos, these were mad uncomfortable to use[​IMG]
    had to squat[​IMG] !++$ gets tiring
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    ftl
     
  6. juicy j 32

    juicy j 32

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    I hate the tiny toilets that make it seem like you are dumping into a cereal bowl. [​IMG]
     
  7. a55a5in11

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    Gotta get a cushion for your toilet
     
  8. queencitysneakerqueen

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    Cushioned seats ftw
     
  9. sneakerfan93

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  10. rudy

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    lmao[​IMG]
     
  11. mistahcookie

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    i also hate it when the toilet seat is cold [​IMG]
     
  12. flacobey

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    yeah thats the worst
     
  13. sharpiepoint

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    I think dirty seats are worse [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  14. ac4three

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    You must spend too much time in the bathroom.
     
  15. omgitswes

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    same here. it's the kind my aunt has. and makes you feel like it's gonna get clogged up
     
  16. frijo sneaker

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    hahahhahahahahha!^
     
  17. trapmuzik617

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    Ol lil wayne #@@ _ [​IMG]
     
  18. black leg

    black leg formerly shaqtus92

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    [​IMG][​IMG] Nah, Wayne dont write though. It's like his mind is his toilet