Non-turn offs: 1. Gass and bathroom odor - I couldn't care less if u fart. You're human. I actually find it hilariously cute if a chick "poots" on me onpurpose 2. Hair - Hair balls suck, but besides that...big whoop... I'd never wife a wild yak, but I've slayed a couple here and there. It's funny becausebelieve it or not, you can't even see the hair in the dark. Who knew? 3. Skin color - I know too many guys who thumb their nose at darkskinned girls. Bruh, the blacker the booty, the better the vagina. Or something like that. 4. Drama - Keeps me interested, sadly. 5. Sweat - sexy ...... I am even attracted to a little underarm funkas weird as it seems. Once the stonefaces accumulate, I'll explain. Non-turn ons 1. Big breasts - So you have bigger breasts. OK? 2. Fancy Clothes - If you want to turn me on, wear college sweats and a T-shirt with your favorite cartoon character. That's waaaaaay cuter than some $400get up made out of a 6x12 inch piece of very soft terrycloth. cranberry sauce FTW 3. Loose women - not my cup of tea. Go pay for school and try to pick up some class while you're at it. 4. "Ride or Die !!$$@#%" - I don't like anything ghetto. I'm hood enough as is . I don't like any chick who can say the B-word infirst person and feel like afterwards.