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I will ask the question first, then give you the background.
Question
Would you kill your cousin (twice removed) if you knew that: A) if you DON'T kill him, you will either get the death penalty or be going to jail for aLONG time (for a separate crime) and B) if you DO kill him you will get away, scot-free (for both crimes).
Background
You and your cousin Tommy are hitmen on a job (family of 3 possibly, 4). You kill the main target. You find out as you're doing the job that your cousin isactually good friends with the targets. You find this out because Tommy is upstairs, joking with the secondary target as she begs him not to kill her. Thisdouche takes off his gloves and jacket and proceeds to talk to people on the target's phone - he knowsthe people that are calling too. Finally, he gets off the phone, kills the secondary target (you put in 2bullets for good measure) and then he kills her son. He then walks out of the house, leaving his gloves,jacket, and freakin prints inside. He refuses to take his stuff with him or wipe his prints from the scene.
So, this idiot has incriminated himself by answering the victims phone and leaving incriminating evidence.
Cliff Notes
- Your cousin forgets how to be a professional hitman and puts you in a position where you have to kill him.
P.S. I choose option B. Unfortunately, I was out of ammo and then had to give a bogus reason why I tried to shoot him in the back of the head.
P.S.S. It's a trap!
P.S.S.S. This is an actual dream that I had, 30 minutes ago.
Question
Would you kill your cousin (twice removed) if you knew that: A) if you DON'T kill him, you will either get the death penalty or be going to jail for aLONG time (for a separate crime) and B) if you DO kill him you will get away, scot-free (for both crimes).
Background
You and your cousin Tommy are hitmen on a job (family of 3 possibly, 4). You kill the main target. You find out as you're doing the job that your cousin isactually good friends with the targets. You find this out because Tommy is upstairs, joking with the secondary target as she begs him not to kill her. Thisdouche takes off his gloves and jacket and proceeds to talk to people on the target's phone - he knowsthe people that are calling too. Finally, he gets off the phone, kills the secondary target (you put in 2bullets for good measure) and then he kills her son. He then walks out of the house, leaving his gloves,jacket, and freakin prints inside. He refuses to take his stuff with him or wipe his prints from the scene.
So, this idiot has incriminated himself by answering the victims phone and leaving incriminating evidence.
Cliff Notes
- Your cousin forgets how to be a professional hitman and puts you in a position where you have to kill him.
P.S. I choose option B. Unfortunately, I was out of ammo and then had to give a bogus reason why I tried to shoot him in the back of the head.
P.S.S. It's a trap!
P.S.S.S. This is an actual dream that I had, 30 minutes ago.