What's the best "comeback" EVER?

[dearwinter219]

I'm a rapper so my top 2 of ALL TIME are courtesy of two semi-weak +++ rappers

I drop these....

"If not Boo, you know what, I still #+!@!% you"
-Ja rule

"and if I ain't good looking, you can bet my *+%%% is"
-Weezy

and it's usually [/discussion]. Nothing ever comes after those lines

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I know you are but what am I?

 

[Pmighty]

im all about a dollar !$! is 50 cent
the 1st that came to mind

 

[zk1mpls]

first thing that came to mind was this:

I'm sorry.

 

[xPowdrdToastMan]

And to the 50 Cent rapper, very funny, get your nut off
Cause in real life, you don't know
I'll blow your %@*%%+!$%@+! head off (ooh yeah)

-Big Pun

And this

Told you before I ain't no %@*%%+!$%@+! rapper understand?
****, I don't make no songs about rappers I don't like
If I'ma make a song,
it's gon' be how I beat yo' %@*%%+!$%@+! +$% understand?
That'll be the name of the $$#%#%#+!%$#
"That's Why I Had to Beat Your %@*%%+!$%@+! +$%"
featuring Tony Sunshine

 

[certifiedsw]

Originally Posted by zk1MPLS

first thing that came to mind was this:

I'm sorry.

I'm in tears

 

[kanyewestjayz4life]

 

[socluis90]

"your mothers a crackhead and kim is a known $%@% so what's hailey going to be when she grows up"

 

[silverswoosh]

Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you.

 

[coolnificent]

"You can't beat me though!"

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by zk1MPLS

first thing that came to mind was this:

I'm sorry.

My stomach

 

[elpablo21]

Originally Posted by CertifiedSW

Originally Posted by zk1MPLS

first thing that came to mind was this:

I'm sorry.

I'm in tears

 

[hardwork919]

Originally Posted by silverswoosh

Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you.

That's what I came in here to post...

"your mothers a crackhead and kim is a known $%@% so what's hailey going to be when she grows up"

No one ever mentions this line but he ETHERED Em on that... dude talked about his daugther, his mom and his girl in one bar

 

[ampzie]

What? You think you getting girls now cause of your looks? - Nas.

Nick you gonna ruin my career? You better get one first. (LOL) - Eminem

& traditionally saying "Yo Momma".

 

[mosthated770]

Macaroni Ninjas, IMPASTA'S

 

[iblink]

Originally Posted by zk1MPLS

first thing that came to mind was this:

I'm sorry.

EVERYTIME!

 

[18th letter]

I *#&$ed your (mom, sister, daughter, etc)

 

[nublee]

Originally Posted by silverswoosh

Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you.

What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller.

 

[nationaltruckerdave]

Originally Posted by 18th letter

I *#&$ed your (mom, sister, daughter, etc)

lol kids in elementary love that line

 

[got shoes]

Originally Posted by iBlink

Originally Posted by zk1MPLS

first thing that came to mind was this:

I'm sorry.

EVERYTIME!

 

[odog4eva]

"your mothers a crackhead and kim is a known $%@% so what's hailey going to be when she grows up"

No one ever mentions this line but he ETHERED Em on that... dude talked about his daugther, his mom and his girl in one bar

Too bad for Ja though. That line made Eminem give the green light to 50 to smash Ja.

 

[eight2one]

thats why your life still sucks!


for chicks that reject me: thats why your still fat(even if they arent)

 

[illmaticsoulchild]

Originally Posted by nublee

Originally Posted by silverswoosh

Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you.

What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller.

Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife.

 

[air kalo]

Kiss my !%%.

 

[goukiteg]

You *!@#!$@ $%%#*@!*

 

[nikeaircobraben]

Originally Posted by iBlink

Originally Posted by zk1MPLS

first thing that came to mind was this:

I'm sorry.

EVERYTIME!