whats the dumbest thing you broke up relations over? Vol. Petty gang

[getback]

Depends on the shower TBH. I stayed at a mansion for a bachelor party in AC a few years ago with one of those walk in showers and it was game changing. No limitations. A normal shower like you have at the crib is a lot trickier.

 

[feeninlikejodeci]

-Stopped talking to a girl I met in hinge cuz she was a Kardashian fanatic. (She was black which made it weirder)

But arent most American girls Kardashian fanatics? Most chicks Ive met have their entire family tree memorized. When i was working at Chipotle, Id start convos on Monday mornings like "Did you guys see what happened on the Kardashians last night"...and the discussion would last damn near till our lunch break. The Chipotle i worked at was 75% black/latina.

 

[blastercombo]

The trick is to get out of the water. If you try to make this happen inside a one person airplane size bathroom it ain’t gonna work

 

[wayniac211]

Dated this hippie chick out in napa..smart licensed clinician and lives super natural.. she grew alotta weed but had armpit hair and lived in a trailer outside her renovated crib..
every time we smashed I felt like the trailer was going to roll down the hill and into a big greenhouse dome she had and my whip was in between. Stopped midway smashing because the thought of glass shattering and car insurance claim was no bueno..

 

[frshstunna]

-Stopped talking to a girl I met in hinge cuz she was a Kardashian fanatic. (She was black which made it weirder)

-Another girl had a phat ***, but was only a 5-6
in the face. She was looking kinda dusty one time I was over and burped real loud after drinking something. That ruined it for me.

-Another chick was solid, was a doctor had a nice new crib, new BMW. She had lost about 40-50 pounds a few years ago, but was still thick (in a good way). Problem is, from the weight loss she still had some loose skin around her stomach, which for whatever reason, bothers the hell outta me. She was riding me one day and for some reason I just saw the loose skin and it grossed me out. Stopped talking to her after that. Also, she would randomly stop at doors (because she thought I was supposed to open all of em) which was hella annoying.

All I got at the moment

Had a couple joints with the crazy mass but the face wasn’t there as well...After I smashed a couple times, it’s like shorty not being cute started mattering so couldn’t do it anymore

Also had this one chick with a nice body she always in the gym n all that , still cute but she had a big girl face...It was bothering me that her face and body ain’t really match so I deaded it

 

[datznasty]

After the first time I broke up with my first BM, I had a **** it phase where I decided I would "be like every other guy," and just try to do numbers. Up until that point, and even now, it's never really been my personality. Like my hot boy summer phase consisted of like 3 women in maybe a month, I have known dudes who were married and far outpaced that but whatever,

Cut to the first one, she was not really that attractive and clearly poor but she had a HUGE booty and clearly didn't have no drawls on. She had on jean short/capris too, I dont think she was even trying to be sexy she probably just couldnt afford them. Long story short we end up at the crib and I smash, but I know this aint even someone worth staying in touch with we're just so far apart in life and everything. She was showing me her family and life and stuff in pictures on her phone, and despite being from a city 45 minutes away, I keep seeing my people in the pics. Not my people like beautiful black people, but my people like relative. I'm seeing legit cousins, Aunties, literally my Mamma sister. I thought hmm, that's strange, coincidence I guess, didnt think much of it. Long story short, I find out my cousin is her Stepdad. IDK dude's real name, everyone calls them TWIN, because there's 2 of them. One twin did a little better than the other in life, in my head I call him Successfull twin and the other is Crackhead Twin, her mom married Crackhead Twin. She asked if that was why we couldnt work out so gave me the out to ghost her so I was like yea sure. So the funny thing is, I see her at the family reunions and try to not make eye contact or act like I notice. Only been one since, we never like bumped into each other or made eye contact or anything. She ended up sitting in front of me in church tho. And she was with her kids the first time I saw her so I have to hope they don't recognize me either.

Had a specimen, used to play pro basketball in Dallas she was like 6'1.5, she perioded on my bed after sex one time and got so embarassed. I never saw her again, she took the covers and said she'd wash them for me I was like whatever but didnt think it was a big deal. One day I came downstairs and she had just tied the white sheets around my mirror to give them back to me without seeing me, people probably thought it was KKK thing, why's there white sheets around the black guys' truck?

 

[davinelulinvega]

Never broken up cuz im a big time simp
but i have gotten into plenty of arguments over dumb things


but what are some petty reasons yall done broke up with a man or woman?
lettuc hear dem stories

It was about 2008, I was with a girl, she was immature, a lot. She was young and me too. But she was a little bit younger. I used to pay a penalty in the subway because I frauded, hadn't my ticket. I didn't even have my ID this day. The controller was cool, he didn't call the cops, I just had to give him my adress. I was so happy he didn't call them and I was so anxious about the whole situation plus a little bit ashamed that I didn't try to cheat him with a false adress, I was unprepared lol

Paying for this pissed me off. Back in the days I wasn't always paying my tickets so I think I might have paid two times. Didn't fraud a lot, but I think the few times I did I get caught lol but that's another story...

So, this day I was with my girl. So she knew. Next time I had to escort her to her place (what a gentle, I know...was young I told you before ) I was categorical about this : never again.
So I did pay my ticket. She didn't buy one. I told her I could buy her the ticket. She said no, no, no worries. Then we took the subway. Then the escalator. She was in front of me, maybe 2 steps ahead.
Then she started to run in the opposite way of the escalators while we were almost arrived. I followed her because I understood : she just saw the controllers.

Spoiler: spoiler

What i didn't mention before is as my girl was immature, she wanted to see my ticket while we were in the subway, I refused because I did know she would keep it for her, as a child, but as she insisted I gave her. So when she ran away from the controllers, I not only got to follow her because of loyalty but also because this person get my ticket, and there was no way I was gonna pay again as I did pay a ticket in order to have no problems again ! So, I did follow her, and after that I broke with her.

 

[davinelulinvega]

One joint got mad at me cuz I didn’t wanna smash her in the shower, so we stopped talking after that

Shower sex is overrated

And risky

 

[Mark Antony]

Random as hell that I've seen 2 references to the show Sliders today on NT.

 

[Mark Antony]

Depends on the shower TBH. I stayed at a mansion for a bachelor party in AC a few years ago with one of those walk in showers and it was game changing. No limitations. A normal shower like you have at the crib is a lot trickier.

Mane that's just a wet room at this point.

 

[wayniac211]

Slide wave

 

[frshstunna]

After the first time I broke up with my first BM, I had a **** it phase where I decided I would "be like every other guy," and just try to do numbers. Up until that point, and even now, it's never really been my personality. Like my hot boy summer phase consisted of like 3 women in maybe a month, I have known dudes who were married and far outpaced that but whatever,

Cut to the first one, she was not really that attractive and clearly poor but she had a HUGE booty and clearly didn't have no drawls on. She had on jean short/capris too, I dont think she was even trying to be sexy she probably just couldnt afford them. Long story short we end up at the crib and I smash, but I know this aint even someone worth staying in touch with we're just so far apart in life and everything. She was showing me her family and life and stuff in pictures on her phone, and despite being from a city 45 minutes away, I keep seeing my people in the pics. Not my people like beautiful black people, but my people like relative. I'm seeing legit cousins, Aunties, literally my Mamma sister. I thought hmm, that's strange, coincidence I guess, didnt think much of it. Long story short, I find out my cousin is her Stepdad. IDK dude's real name, everyone calls them TWIN, because there's 2 of them. One twin did a little better than the other in life, in my head I call him Successfull twin and the other is Crackhead Twin, her mom married Crackhead Twin. She asked if that was why we couldnt work out so gave me the out to ghost her so I was like yea sure. So the funny thing is, I see her at the family reunions and try to not make eye contact or act like I notice. Only been one since, we never like bumped into each other or made eye contact or anything. She ended up sitting in front of me in church tho. And she was with her kids the first time I saw her so I have to hope they don't recognize me either.

Had a specimen, used to play pro basketball in Dallas she was like 6'1.5, she perioded on my bed after sex one time and got so embarassed. I never saw her again, she took the covers and said she'd wash them for me I was like whatever but didnt think it was a big deal. One day I came downstairs and she had just tied the white sheets around my mirror to give them back to me without seeing me, people probably thought it was KKK thing, why's there white sheets around the black guys' truck?

Tall shorty was weird af, she went OD over the period sheets

 

[ahat]

Depends on the shower TBH. I stayed at a mansion for a bachelor party in AC a few years ago with one of those walk in showers and it was game changing. No limitations. A normal shower like you have at the crib is a lot trickier.

Got family friends in Cali that are rich af. We stayed there one time we visited and they had a shower like this. I was looking at the 3 handles wondering what does what. I turned the bottom one and water came out the faucet at the bottom. Turn the top 1 and water comes out the shower head. I proceed to shower but then im wondering wtf the middle one does. I turn it and a jet of water comes out the wall infront of me and hits me in the groin. Weirdest set up.

 

[Rootin4EverybodyBlack]

Had a couple joints with the crazy mass but the face wasn’t there as well...After I smashed a couple times, it’s like shorty not being cute started mattering so couldn’t do it anymore

Also had this one chick with a nice body she always in the gym n all that , still cute but she had a big girl face...It was bothering me that her face and body ain’t really match so I deaded it

Mannnn, that **** hit you randomly. You be looking at her doing something completely normal and suddenly you like “damn she kinda ugly”
However, I’ve been told I’m picky because I’ve seen the gargoyles my homies have taken down just for the mass and I be absolutely disgusted