whats the last thing you stole?

[cs02132]

This summer I was at Lowe’s buying charcoal and a grill pan
Realized I wanted one of those plastic basting brushes but that ish was like $9. If it was like 3 or $4 I would have bought it
Something came over me and I said f it ripped the packaging off and put it in my pocket

 

[wayniac211]

24pk case water

 

[frshstunna]

Took a pen from the leasing office...it was a nice liquid gel joint, had to have it

 

[wayniac211]

Used to do field branding and the amount of swag y’all steal is funny

 

[finessence]

Stole off on my cousin jaw laaaaaast weeek

 

[finessence]

A tape measure, rubber mallet, RedBull energy drink and pack of beef jerky. I didnt try to conceal em, i just walked at a normal pace out the door. Mafio (The crackhead guy) told me 90% of the time people wont recognize the stealing so long as you dont look over your shoulders, or plug walk out the door...

Dont be afraid to ask, thats the only way you gon learn

Mafio (the crackhead guy) was telling me they raised the felony threshold in Ohio. Before 2011 anything less than 500 was a misdemeanor. Now you can steal up to 1000 before you catch a felony charge.

He also pointed out these blue lights in the parking lot - there like on 20 foot poles. He was saying LP started installing them a couple years ago so they can read license plates on cars, since they legally cannot detain people once they make it outside the store. Mafio was saying the smart shoplifters just park in a neighboring lot and have to walk an extra 200 yards or so.

Mafio is in his late 40s/early 50s and thinks he has maybe 5-10 years left in his "shoplifting career". Not only because of the aging process but also technology - he was saying everytime he walks into a Target no matter which location he goes to, he hears a bell sound play on the intercom. He thought it was some kind of hallucination from the drugs but one of his homies who got busted in in there told him there LP system is state of the art and they got Facial Recognition

you gotta be Mafio. No other explanation

 

[703 hwy]

Case of water. They were near the entrance so I had the cashier ring me up for 2 and when it was time to load up I said F it and grabbed an extra

 

[MakeNTGreatAgain]

This summer I was at Lowe’s buying charcoal and a grill pan
Realized I wanted one of those plastic basting brushes but that ish was like $9. If it was like 3 or $4 I would have bought it
Something came over me and I said f it ripped the packaging off and put it in my pocket

aye u a wild boy lmao

Took a pen from the leasing office...it was a nice liquid gel joint, had to have it

my brudda we on that free pen gang

Case of water. They were near the entrance so I had the cashier ring me up for 2 and when it was time to load up I said F it and grabbed an extra

guilty of this