What's the Proper Way to Wipe?

[johnnyredstorm]

Sitting down, standing up? What's the right technique?

 

[Retroballer]

This. Is. Interesting.

 

[kingkoopa]

Somewhere in between.

Like a standing crotch.

Cant be seated and can't be standing straight up.

Always wipe sack to back?

 

[SC kid]

Remove shirt
Pull down pants all the way to the floor
Gargoyle style
Front to back
Wet paper 1st wipe
Dry paper 2nd wipe
Extra wipes if needed.
Inspect the specimen
Flush.

 

[suberzat1]

 

[law3001]

^

 

[kingkoopa]

On point

 

[23kidd]

Bidets>

/thread

Edit: babywipes for those who aint about that bidet life

 

[Top Boy]

NT put me on to the wet wipes. Cheeks have never been cleaner.

Wipe with regular toilet paper, wipe again with WW.

 

[Based Jesus]

TP runs out and women run out on you but your hand......your hand will always be there

 

[FThe45th]

Somewhere in between.

Like a standing crotch.

Cant be seated and can't be standing straight up.

Always wipe sack to back?

Nah money you gotta come down on it.
Grab more paper then come up on it.

2 opposite sweeps to get them crevices @ both spectrums

Trust. My white polo boxers look day 1

EDIT: oh an serious question, how you boys with the hairy *** cracks b livin life??? Srs

 

[nvwssv]

Isn't the major key, to fully squat and not sit? It produces a better exit angle thus requiring less wiping.

 

[jamie dimon]

i made a thread on this a while back

http://niketalk.com/t/617798/wiping-the-butt-vol-do-you-stand-or-sit/0_100

ppl seem to be split

 

[blakep267]

Standing up. I use the handicap bathrooms. I like to take my left arm go across my body and grab the vertical bar next to the toilet. Sort of give myself some torque. Take the right hand and go sack to back. Dry tissue first, then wet wipes then back to dry

 

[wavycrocket]

This thread was comedy last year

Waits for another thanksgiving with black families thread

 

[Top Boy]

If one of my boys told me they were crouching over their toilet like a spider monkey to drop a deuce I'd tee them to the point we gotta throw hands

 

[green rhino123]

Front to back. Back to front. Left to right. Side to side. Diagonal.

Whatever gets the job done.


I prefer to wash my *** with soap & water after each individual bowel movement.
So fresh & so clean clean!

 

[mycoldyourdone]

never understood the standing up thing. dont you guys have diff consistencies of dook? theres a chance that any dook just hanging out there can drop out. it will go down on your leg or pants. thats gross.

 

[green rhino123]

completely washing your crevasse with soap & water after the job is done will have you like...


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[guzzy]

 

[mike honcho]

#TeamNoWipe savagez lurkin 

 

[SC kid]

Theres no team for that bruh.

No team no coach nothin

Thats just you

 

[ricerocket1]

All you need is "tabo"

 

[king of chicago]

wipe til red

 

[dman14]

squatting when you wipe

and for good measure have your elbows touch your knees and twerk a little