What's the strangest/worst/ most ridiculous place you HAD to poop

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  1. cash money 1999

    cash money 1999

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    On this jog once i use to run at the park by my condo i think it had been some monday holiday and the park restroom was closed . I'm like a half a mile away from the condo and I start RUNNING ....i have to kneel ....then start running again...the running makes its twice as bad :x.. at this point I'm ready to just lay in the fetal position and start crying and pooping but I see a house without a car and a tree big enough to semi hide and I man up and build up enough courage to run about a block ...mind you these houses are easily $400,00+ ....i made a straight up MESS .

    Once I had to hop my old elementary school ...took a poop by some classroom door and ended up wiping my booboo with this assignment/project paper that the kids taped to the door ... i think it had something to do with what you wanted to be when you grow up .... :frown: I think buddy wanted to be a lawyer ...
     
  2. johnnyredstorm

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    disgusting hipster bar in Williamsburg :smh:
     
  3. doozy122

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  4. waitwut

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    in a hut in a forest in the middle of nowhere in cambodia
     
  5. stillin729

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    in the hoods of Miami after a game down there, it was so bad

    bubble guts hit on the way home in a van of like 20 people

    gas station wouldn't let me use their rest room so I **** in their bushes
     
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  6. a blinkin

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    First the thread about proper pooping etiquette, now this. You all love talking about ****. :lol:
     
  7. ronniefieg

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    I ran track in college. One semester I had an GI issue, which resulted in me needing to violently poop in about 50% of my runs. On one such occasion I had to do my thing so I hopped in a wooded trail, found a secluded tree, and did my thing. As soon as the ants were down and the process was in motion about 10 sorority ran by. The screams still haunt me to this day. 
     
  8. cash money 1999

    cash money 1999

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    smh at that gas station no letting you use the bathroom .
    I stay in miami and downtown/Brickell be having mad bums so gas station attendants just get numb to saying no


    Sometimes in the middle of traffic I think to myself."someone must be STRESSIN" :lol:
     
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  9. lamekilla

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    A ground hole in Ghana...

    When you don't wipe your butt well :smh:

    ...that itching will have grown man in tears
     
  10. rich

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    Bruh, If don't take anything to Africa, Just take toilet paper and Water

    Never thought those things would be so important to life

    I was wrong [​IMG]  so wrong [​IMG]  
     
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  11. nazdrowie

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    the white castle at 79th and Pulaski...been there lots of times but was odd because i had to defecate right after eating, stomach said not today after those sliders 
     
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  12. shatterkneesinc

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    Hurrican sandy made me poop on newspaper
     
  13. gomez guatemala

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    The Burger King by UVA. I didnt eat ate the BK tho.


    It was EVERYWHERE.

    EVERY.....

    WHERE..............

     
  14. a55a5in11

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    House party in college. Ate some McDonald's before hand and it went through me. Since I was drunk I decided to do an upper decker. God damn it smelt bad all night. I couldn't find an air freshener or anything, and girls were banging on the door yelling to hurry up

    The best one though:
    When I was around 10 me my cousins and uncle went camping at the San Juan Islands on a pretty low key small island. Something in my stomach didn't sit right and hit me in the middle of the night. I woke up in a panic because I knew my countdown timer was already close to reaching zero. So I ran out my tent to the bathroom and knew I couldn't make it, therefor I dropped my pants and pooped some watery stuff all over the side of my cousins tent. Pulled my pants up and went back to sleep like it never happened. To this day nobody in my family knows who did it, but I'm positive they have suspicions it was me :lol:
     
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  15. flyny

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    In a bathroom in Atlanta, Georgia as a teenager.

    Coming from up north, it's urban legend that in Atlanta, there's a candyman-esque villain who preys on teen boys on the toilet. He hides in the sewage system and when a cat sits on the toilet, he'll pop out the toilet and abduct them
     
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  16. dmbrhs

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    Public bathroom in Beijing. At night. No electricity (as in, no lights).

    The actual pooping was the easy part.
     
  17. lamekilla

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  18. coolgraymemo

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    Don't want to talk about it.

    It was at a liquor store in a second/third world country.
     
  19. dipsetgeneral

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    Gas station restroom.
     
  20. eracism

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    Right in my own bed. Woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of a beeping noise. Thought it was intruders in my home with some fancy equipment, like the CIA or some ****. It just so happened that I needed to take a dump. But rather than risk dealing with whatever I thought was going on outside my room, I said forget it and churned it out right there in bed and went back to sleep. Come to find out the next morning it was the smoke detector needing a new battery. I was 17.