What's your best excuse to turn in homework late? Vol. i lost it

[kevl7]

today mine was "can't make it to class today because I have an interview to go to." this was sent via email btw.

 

[kidufc]

i just say, i left it in my folder in another class, can i turn it in tomorrow?

or

i just didnt do it, give me a zero. ( they usually give me a second chance for some credit

)

 

[shannonscrooks]

Explosive diarrhea

 

[shapeshiftah]

just tell the truth and ask if there is any way you could turn it in late with one grade letter or a few points deducted from it.

 

[reeeem0]

i just dont go if i aint do it






good to go

 

[damnneardeadstock]

just say you forgot to bring it to class and you'll email it once you get back to your house/room

 

[nktran001]

i just dont go if i aint do it

 

[socaking]

just dont hand it in. Most teachers shave a grade off for each class day the assignment is missing. So know your teachers policy with late work.

 

[slamcity]

Family Emergency.

 

[solesupreme]

I always find a way to stick it in one of the teachers folders, they probably just think they misplaced it.

 

[afura13]

You could always be heartless and say somebody close to you died, just hope your prof doesn't want to see the paperwork.

 

[purple sneaks]

i need some new excuses....
i always hit em with the "you assigned hw yday? since when? can i make it up?"

 

[icykicks79]

Fake a heart attack and just drop to the floor.

 

[bkdan1]

the TA ate it.

 

[dunks87]

dog ate it.

 

[boredone1]

psssssssssssssshhhhhhhh. u jus let em kno upfront " i don't have it today, i'll get it to u tommorow"

 

[kell78dogg]

if they just collect it don't pass it forward then have someone in a different class pass it in after you finish. The teacher will think they made amistake

 

[toast1985]

I'm searching for the right excuse, yet nothing overrides the truth. I am lazy, I've procrastinated all day. Well for the last 3 days to be completelyhonest.

 

[cs02132]

put it somewhere on their desk the next day then when they pass them back say that yo never got yours back

 

[blacka2hood]

Dakota Fanning > Doing Homework

 

[gaseousfashion]

My virtual memory is low on my computer, it erased my essay before I was able to print it.

 

[sneakerking757]

I remember in 4th grade this dude told the teacher his cat put his homework in the sewer.

 

[chicagokid23]

My Goldfish ate it
gets em everytime
they after i got em smilin i drop the
can i turn it in tomorrow line

 

[eebs7eez]

most of my prof's dont understand computers. so i send them emails saying i attached my assignment, and then when they say they cant retrieve it i flip itback on their poor computer skills. in the end, it looks like i'm the one who deserves a thank you

 

[roback1991]

Don't turn it in.

Do it.

When they pass the homework back, take yours up to the teacher and say "I didn't get a grade on mine", then they'll be like "oops, mymistake. let me look at that and get it back to you"