What's your take on smart +$@%# in public?

[swoboydehteezy]

Here's a random story:

I was riding my bike back from the gym, and as I rode past some dudes sitting on a bench, one yells out, "Hey dude! Cute bike!", and they alllaughed. (I kept riding.)

What do you think/do about people like this?

(The actual remark didn't offend me--my bike is a pretty standard, Black/Gray mountain bike--but it does kind of irk me that I was "punked", in asense.)

(Waits for someone to say I'm insecure.)

 

[sure lock 510]

thought that only happened to nerds in movies

*shrugs*

 

[Johnny_Cakes]

What a chode.

(Not you, him, haha)

 

[kicktionair]

You must look frail dude

Im usually good with smart ases, hit back up with a perfect reaction.

Perfect answers include

"Thanks maggot" replace m with your favorite letter

"I fornicate with your mother" replace the word fornicate with your choice of f words

 

[marionthebarberian]

ill usually just tell them, "alright, we will find out how tought you are by yourself"..

if its some dude that i dont like, even if i have never met him before if i dont like something about him the first time i seen him #@+$ him, ill call up theboys from the block.

 

[heemsta]

you should've something stupid like "thanks dude its your sisters" or another one talking about his mom those ones usually get dudes pissed.

lol but jokes aside its no biggie you shouldn't sweat stuff like that unless its something serious.

 

[joe camel smooth]

wow lotta e-tough guys

%%#% happens man no big deal

i do that to friends haha but i'm not a d-bag enough to do it to random people usually

it's no big i guess i know what you mean though

 

[thedudemt]

People can be stupid. Ride along.

 

[trapmuzik617]

Pics of the bike?

 

[stacksblowinpurp]

wow...... u should of checked dude see where his mind was really at

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

just ignore them, they ain't worth your time.

 

[dunknforce]

I never had this happen to me, but i think i would laugh and keep it moving

 

[mrdoeboi]

Pay it no mind when u see him again ask him what he said that day u didnt catch the remark he made and see what he say

 

[dunknforce]

never had this happen to me
if it did i think i would

and keep it moving

 

[lostblackbook]

They were probably flirting with you, hoping you were of the same persuasion they are.

 

[rrroth]

In a sense, you were punked, but like a bunch of other dudes said previously, pay it no attention. They were just being chumps, no big, move it along, ithappens to everybody.

 

[youmadyoubad]

maybe he wanted to smash?

 

[tupac jordan]

You gotta put it down for your race man.

 

[primavera vills]

It doesn't really happen to me, but I wouldn't pay it any attention.

 

[p2vandal]

SURE LOCK 510 wrote:

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thought that only happened to nerds in movies

*shrugs*

i wouldnt worry about it though

 

[duckdafraft]

pics of you riding the bike?

 

[ogmikey]

"You're mother is a promiscuous woman!" is always a hard hitting retort.

 

[hoosier bad boy 11]

I would have said "thanks your mom bought it for me" and kept on riding they would have had that salty look after that.

 

[davidisgodly]

thanks maggot would have worked.

I crack myself up

 

[supermanblue79]

Reply with "thanks" and turn the corner with no hands.

But honestly,
Don't even entertain that type of stuff.