Who is the 1 player you DO NOT want to see in these NBA/NFL situations?

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After watching Calvin Johnson just make 3 Cowboys look like JV players, I'll list several situations and you guys list the 1 person on this Earth (playing or retired) that you would NOT want to see.
 I'll restrict this to NFL + NBA since I don't care about any other sports. Old farts, please feel free to chime in with Bill Russell + Bart Starr stories.

  • NBA - defending 1on1 fastbreak
  • NBA - defending post player 1on1 (big man):
  • NBA - defending post player 1on1 (perimeter player):
  • NBA - attacking against a big man 1o1 offense:
  • NBA - guarding a perimeter player triple threat 1on1:
  • NFL - defending jump ball in the redzone 1 on 1:
  • NFL - defending a go route 1on1:
  • NFL - defending punt/kick return:
  • NFL - up 3 against a QB with 2 minutes left:
My picks:

  • NBA - defending 1on1 fastbreak: LeBron (Damon Jones 
    )
  • NBA - defending post player 1on1 (big man): 3-peat Shaq (poor Dikembe...)
  • NBA - defending post player 1on1 (perimeter player): Kobe (10 straight 40 point version
    )
  • NBA - attacking against a big man 1o1 offense: Dwight
  • NBA - guarding a perimeter player triple threat 1on1: Carmelo (better jab than Mayweather)
  • NFL - defending jump ball in the redzone 1on1: Megatron (6'5, 250, 4.3 40, 45 inch vert 
    )
  • NFL - defending a go route 1on1: Rookie year Moss
  • NFL - defending punt/kick return: Hester
  • NFL - up 3 against a QB with 2 minutes left: Brady
 
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  • NBA - defending 1on1 fastbreak JEREMY LIN - IF HE BEATS ME, I QUIT
  • NBA - defending post player 1on1 (big man): MARC GASOL - HIS BUTT LOOKS SO SWEATY AND IT WOULD BE ALL IN MY CHEST
  • NBA - defending post player 1on1 (perimeter player): J.R. SMITH - I COULDN'T HANDLE THE EXCESSIVE DRIBBLING, UNNECESSARILY LONG 3-PT ATTEMPT WHEN I'M NOT EVEN GUARDING HIM CLOSE, AND POSSIBLE FG MAKE WITH GANG SIGNS THROWN AFTERWARD. I JUST CAN'T WIN THIS BATTLE.
  • NBA - attacking against a big man 1o1 offense: ANDREW BYNUM - I CAN LITERALLY SEE MY DOCTOR BEHIND HIM IN THE STANDS.
  • NBA - guarding a perimeter player triple threat 1on1: GINOBILI
  • NFL - defending jump ball in the redzone 1 on 1: PLAXICO BURRESS - DUDE PROBABLY TALKS SOME BUTT RAPEY PRISON TRASH
  • NFL - defending a go route 1on1: MIKE WALLACE - SAFETY, HAAALP!
  • NFL - defending punt/kick return: ROCKET ISMAIL
  • NFL - up 3 against a QB with 2 minutes left: VICK - HE COULD GET IN FG RANGE WITH HIS FEET.
 
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I don't get why girls wear a #7 Steeler jersey ..

You know he might get you!!!*just read last reply .... Wait.. What is this thread about?*
 
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Originally Posted by Bean Pie Slanga

  • NBA - defending 1on1 fastbreak JEREMY LIN - IF HE BEATS ME, I QUIT
  • NBA - defending post player 1on1 (big man): MARC GASOL - HIS BUTT LOOKS SO SWEATY AND IT WOULD BE ALL IN MY CHEST
  • NBA - defending post player 1on1 (perimeter player): J.R. SMITH - I COULDN'T HANDLE THE EXCESSIVE DRIBBLING, UNNECESSARILY LONG 3-PT ATTEMPT WHEN I'M NOT EVEN GUARDING HIM CLOSE, AND POSSIBLE FG MAKE WITH GANG SIGNS THROWN AFTERWARD. I JUST CAN'T WIN THIS BATTLE.
  • NBA - attacking against a big man 1o1 offense: ANDREW BYNUM - I CAN LITERALLY SEE MY DOCTOR BEHIND HIM IN THE STANDS.
  • NBA - guarding a perimeter player triple threat 1on1: GINOBILI
  • NFL - defending jump ball in the redzone 1 on 1: PLAXICO BURRESS - DUDE PROBABLY TALKS SOME BUTT RAPEY PRISON TRASH
  • NFL - defending a go route 1on1: MIKE WALLACE - SAFETY, HAAALP!
  • NFL - defending punt/kick return: ROCKET ISMAIL
  • NFL - up 3 against a QB with 2 minutes left: VICK - HE COULD GET IN FG RANGE WITH HIS FEET.
 

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  • NBA - defending 1on1 fastbreak - Lebron
  • NBA - defending post player 1on1 (big man): Shaq
  • NBA - defending post player 1on1 (perimeter player): Lebron
  • NBA - attacking against a big man 1o1 offense: Lebron
  • NBA - guarding a perimeter player triple threat 1on1: Lebron
  • NFL - defending jump ball in the redzone 1 on 1: Lebron
  • NFL - defending a go route 1on1: Lebron
  • NFL - defending punt/kick return: Prolly Lebron
  • NFL - up 3 against a QB with 2 minutes left: Tom Brady
 
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NBA - defending 1on1 fastbreak - Dwyane Wade
NBA - defending post player 1on1 (big man): Shaq/Hakeem
NBA - defending post player 1on1 (perimeter player): MJ/Dirk Nowitzki
NBA - attacking against a big man 1o1 offense: Prime KG
NBA - guarding a perimeter player triple threat 1on1: GSW Tim Hardaway
NFL - defending jump ball in the redzone 1 on 1: Moss
NFL - defending a go route 1on1: Moss
NFL - defending punt/kick return: Hester
NFL - up 3 against a QB with 2 minutes left: Aaron Rodgers
 
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Currently -

NBA - defending 1on1 fastbreak - LeBron
NBA - defending post player 1on1 (big man): KG (That spin move & fadeaway he has is lethal)
NBA - defending post player 1on1 (perimeter player): Melo
NBA - attacking against a big man 1o1 offense: Dwight
NBA - guarding a perimeter player triple threat 1on1: Kobe
NFL - defending jump ball in the redzone 1 on 1: Calvin Johnson
NFL - defending a go route 1on1: Andre Johnson
NFL - defending punt/kick return: Hester
NFL - up 3 against a QB with 2 minutes left: Tom Brady
 
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