Who remembers their first time to a stripclub???!! vol. I do

[onlysomejordans]

Originally Posted by chokeonsmoke

before i die i wanna have at least
one party, like the dudes from hangover...
seriously rent out a penthouse sweet
throw a crazy stripper party
drink and have fun like crazy
and wake up the next morning with lulz

My man.

 

[ce0 mal]

Bare Neccesities.

I fell in love.

 

[eight2one]

waste of money!! and a tease..havent been since i turned 18

 

[crod6926]

I remember calling this chick a tease and then proceded to let me grab her wherever i was happy

 

[misterp0315]

I was at Pure Passion in Indianapolis...which was pure garbage.

One girl was pregnant. One girl had stretch marks out the +*%+ but was skinny...so I imagine childbirth mangled her body. And the most decent one, this thick redbone, smelled like mildew...so one of my boys kept paying for OUR quick, individual dollar dances so we could all smell the *#$*. All my dudes were exchanging numbers with them. That's how I knew they were wack.

Some other OG was in there...double amputee throwing all his money away. The bartender was hassling us to buy drinks. It was %+%$!%% crazy. I wasn't impressed anyways because it wasn't like I couldn't see that on the regular...better females at that...for FREE.99.

But I hit some strip clubs in ATL (Magic City and so on...) which I did enjoy. Now THEM females were on point...

 

[torotrigger]

I was in Prague on a school trip in H.S. - where you can do whatever you want given you got the scratch - also my first experience in a brothel - all around a win.

needless to say i havent been as happy with trips back tos strip clubs since....

 

[imsojayded]

went for my 18th birthday
it was straight
went in January to King Of Diamonds in florida.
and fell in love this one girl named armani
i love strip clubs

 

[cragmatic]

22 years old and never been to one

 

[daytona 5000]

Originally Posted by imsojayded

went for my 18th birthday
it was straight
went in January to King Of Diamonds in florida.
and fell in love this one girl named armani
i love strip clubs

was at king of diamonds the other day. Oh. My. God.

 

[jumpoffthegod]

I've been to my fair share I use to know a dude that ran one the broads werent the greatest but this one had a super donk

we were smoking that grade a piff in there aswell!

 

[stonedface]

Originally Posted by DAYTONA 5000

Originally Posted by imsojayded

went for my 18th birthday
it was straight
went in January to King Of Diamonds in florida.
and fell in love this one girl named armani
i love strip clubs

was at king of diamonds the other day. Oh. My. God.

hahaha this gif is exactly my reaction bein at Centerfolds

, I hope I never experience a stripclub with c sections nd crackhead look-a-likes like yall

 

[ham city]

at that .gif

 

[dipsetgeneral]

I remember!

I was like.. 17, i think?

I opened the door of the club, and stuck my head in and seen a latina buck'-neked!

so,SO DOPE....

 

[taimaishu123]

went for the 1st time for my 20th birthday hammered. i was crumbling up dollar bills that throwin it at them like lil baseballs

. dont think they appreciated that...

one chick got me so sprung, had me using the in house ATM with the $5.00 transition fee, SMH

 

[nuggets]

first time was at the admiral theater in chicago when i was 18...i waited and waited till the baddest chick in the joint finally came up to me after all my homies had gotten a lapdance, some were already on lapdance 2 & 3 but i was gonna get my moneys worth, esp w/ the $10 atm transaction fee ...so chick is grinding hard on me and she looked like janine (porn star nurse on blink 182 album cover),i cant help myself and im starting to pitch a tent and girl starts askin me about my supreme hoody in the middle of the lapdance and we start talkin about nyc and skateboarding and im like $@% just keep doin the damn thing...then she says something along the lines of "u and your boys look like some guys that know how to party"...at this point im thinkin damn its goin down, esp since our herb and booze supply was very healthy, and some other party favors as well...so im like yea "youre right about that girl, lets get it poppin after u and your girls get off work" then homegirl says "great ill let the other girls know that u can get us some crystal and we'll get up after close" ...so i proceed to play it off like i was into all that then rounded up my dudes and we got outta there....still wondering whether or not i shoulda tried meth that night

 

[mike2389]

when i was 18 i went to one in LV. it was alright.
i'd only go again if there was something to celebrate.

 

[troutking]

never been

 

[stoneyjax]

first experience was

 cause in VA u have to wear pasties and bottoms.... me and my homie went to Rolexxx down in FL

 changed my life

 

[imasoleman18]

never had the urge to go

 

[optimusprimeaphia]

i was drunk and I was trying to talk to the strippers...like meaningful convo...

 

[JL415]

Originally Posted by StonedFace

Originally Posted by DAYTONA 5000

Originally Posted by imsojayded

went for my 18th birthday
it was straight
went in January to King Of Diamonds in florida.
and fell in love this one girl named armani
i love strip clubs

was at king of diamonds the other day. Oh. My. God.

hahaha this gif is exactly my reaction bein at Centerfolds

, I hope I never experience a stripclub with c sections nd crackhead look-a-likes like yall

how long was the 20 dollar nude dance?