"Why churches can kiss my apostle..." (EXCELLENT read)

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For those who actually like to read, this is the latest entry from my favorite blog site: http://www.conversateisnotaword.com

For those who DON'T want to read, then don't...maybe you'll get lucky and someone will give you the cliffnotes version.



I just wanted to share with you something that happened in my city that I believe sheds light on one source of people's dissatisfaction with the church and one of the reason that many urban churches are facing a wave of discontent and a general lack of regard. Now for all the holy rollers and Jesus freaks, you can stop reading now because I guarantee you, I am gonna piss you off.

Now, im not gonna talk about the latest %$!%**%! Pastor and his helicopter or Bentley, 18 year old baby mama or Mega Church or Gucci wallpaper. We've all heard the stories, we've been there, we've seen that, we've sat in the pews and whispered to each other. But this is another category of disgust in an ever expanding litany of disgust-inducing behaviors by the Chuch. ( no typo)

It was a Sunday morning like any any other. The urban church show was in full swing. Mostly unaccompanied women and gay men trickled into the pews. The church's favorite time-filler "Praise & Worship" went on at full volume. I usually try to get to church AFTER that damn Praise and Worship part. Its annoying and I never know if I'm supposed to be standing up. Anyway, service starts, blah blah blah. Turns out it's the First lady's birthday. So out comes offering plate #1 and everyone's supposed to give an offering for her birthday. Unless she was born in the manger with Jesus, I don't know why I should care. I don't know her and she sure as hell didn't get me %%!# for my birthday. But you let that ride.
So more church stuff, some singing, holy ghosting, touching your neighbor and what not. Now out comes offering plate #2, something called a Love Offering. Now a Love offering is something that no one is actually able to define. Even those within the church begin to stumble and stutter when asked what exactly is the purpose of a love offering. The best explanation Ive heard is that its an offering to show appreciation to the Pastor and his wife. Not Jesus, but the pastor and his wife. Chile… appreciate these.

OK, more wafer eating, grape juice drinking (coming off of a night of drinking, its so yummy!), more neighbor touching, singing and some announcements. Say it aint so, Offering plate #3. Now this is the "regular" offering. The offering that one is used to and expects. The one that sends your hard-earned money (that you have given out of guilt because you just couldn't bear to pass that plate by without putting anything in it) into some locked office down some back steps you never go down.

Now here comes the big mama, the RUFKM moment. This church, going into hour 2 announces there will be another offering. Offering #4, will be an offering to help the church bring down its debt. Apparently they know that we all got wise to that fake $@! building fund and they now talk about debt reduction. The Pastor had the unmitigated gall and colossal nerve to ask this church, whose members are generally middle and lower income urbanites, to give $1000 to help reduce the church's debt burden. Altogether now, RUFKM?

Now this is the same church that did an altar call a little while back and asked all those who had a home that was in danger of foreclosure, to come to the front. Hundreds of worshippers went to the front of the church that morning. You know what he did for them? Prayed.

This is the same church who sits in the middle of an urban center whose unemployment rate tops 15%. What in the hell would Jesus do if he knew that his chosen ones were asking their flocks for $1000 in the midst of a recession? What would Jesus Do if he knew his Chosen ones were asking those who may be homeless in 30 days to help service the church's debt? What would Jesus Do if he knew they were passing around an offering plate four times in communities they knew had few means to support their own families.

What happened to churches who were responsible and reacted to the needs of the communities instead of using us as an ATM? Instead of asking for $1000 to service your church's debt, shouldn't you be asking for money to start a fund to help keep people in their homes? The offering for the First Lady's Birthday could have probably gotten 20 families current on their mortgages. Even my pagan $@! would contribute to that. That cause is something I would happily put money into the plate for.

Just the insensitivity and lack of empathy with their supposed "flocks." Aren't the churches supposed to take care of us? Not the other way around. It isn't our fault you went and built some mega church you could barely afford. We were all just fine in the old building.

Is there any wonder that the churches have become obsolete in the broader movement for social causes? We are facing the biggest crisis in a generation, we need more than some second hand clothes and new backpacks in September. Why cant you use the offerings that we make without fail, every Sunday, to help us in our time of need? It reminds me insurance companies, you pay and pay and pay into it and then when you really need something - they don't want to give you anything.

Churches are about service, not self-serving. We must get away from the Church version of American Idol, where every church wants star status. Where every Pastor longs for gators, a long $@! suit jacket, and a TV show. Somewhere along the way we forgot about the real mission of the church which was service to humanity. One's relationship with their church shouldn't be one-way. There should be a symbiotic relationship where the church supports the community and the community supports the church. However, too many churches take take take and then drive back to their Mc Mansions in the suburbs, leaving the flock to fend for ourselves.

Have they become so disconnected from the communities they "serve" that they would really believe that asking for four offerings in a service is acceptable? Do they really think that asking a lower income congregation to donate $1000 to service the church's debt is Christ-like? Have they become so out of touch and so used to free money that they've forgotten that it's a GOD-damned recession? I sure hope not. I want you to touch your neighbor and say, shame on you.

Now I'm not condemning all churches - I'm sure there are churches out there that are filling necessary voids in social services and providing support to needy families who are down on their luck. But to the rest of you churches who are just acting as leeches on a community who is already low on lifeblood, I hope you think about your true calling and I hope your congregations begin to hold you accountable for your lack of service to the very communities that support you.

And serving is not just offering Sunday school or watching people's kids while they are in church. How are you gonna offer a potluck dinner for $12 a plate? And just where the hell is all the Bingo money going? Maybe we don't need another bus trip to a casino. Give us something we really need like food, clothing, shelter or a mortgage payment.
As we brave an economic crisis that is hitting our communities hardest, this is exactly the time where the church should be taking a lead role in the providing of social services. This is a time when we need our churches more than ever and I implore you churches to get your acts together. You have the opportunity to be a lifeline in the storm for so many, and really, isn't that what Jesus would do?
 
I was at a church way back when and they took up to offerings, one was the regular offering and one was for the Pastors birthday, and I thought THAT wasridiculous.

This is just nuts, and the thing is people are so afraid of not being damnned for not doing "God's Work" by supporting their church that they getsuckered into paying these offerings.

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Religion the greatest con ever invented by man. Makes Madoff look like a Saint...pun intended.
 
That was a good read. I agree with all of it.
The church's favorite time-filler "Praise & Worship" went on at full volume. I usually try to get to church AFTER that damn Praise and Worship part. Its annoying and I never know if I'm supposed to be standing up.
I felt the same way when I used to go to church
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Give us 20 years and all the churches will be abandonned buildings just like in Europe.
 
Outstanding read Cam.

The problem is that the members are uneducated. These pastors only can do to the members what they let him/her.
Believers really need to use the Bible as a reference on how the church should operate, not just accept every thing that's screamed down from the pulpit. The Church was established by Christ himself. The members of this church sold all their possessions so that no one in the Body would be without. Thesebusinesses that we see today are so far from that. There is no love offering mentioned in the Bible, no building fund mentioned in the Bible, and never isthere a "first lady" ever mentioned. All of this is man made. And for the pastor to put a specific number on what he wants members to give iswrong. A person is supposed to give according to how they prosper, not what the crook that's speaking wants to extort you for. If it doesn't comefrom the heart then GOD doesn't want it anyway.
Believers need to study. No church is perfect because it's made up of imperfect people, but it's the member's responsibility to recognize thechurch that comes closet to the Biblical standards
 
- video for this article posted below for the ones that refuse to read.....
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To Tithe Or Not To Tithe?
Sunday Morning: A Spirited Debate Over The Power Of Giving In The Lives Of Believers

(CBS)
Tithing, the giving of one tenth of one's income to a religious group, has its roots in the Old Testament. But some Christians are questioning it, and the answers might surprise you. In an era when contributions to religious groups are growing more slowly than other charitable giving, and as Congress takes a closer look at the finances of some televangelists, Martha Teichner examines the controversy over tithing, and meets some inspiring people who strongly believe in the power of generosity.

Pastor Marty Baker is a believer in the idea. "When Jesus says, 'I will build the church,' he says, financially, I've got a system for you," Baker preaches, "It's called tithing."

Tithing means giving a tenth of your income - and church construction is exactly what pastor Marty Baker is pitching his congregation to pay for.

"God doesn't fund the church through bingo nights, pancake suppers and chicken dinners," Baker says. "God funds the church through people willing to commit to the tithe."

Over twenty years, tithing has helped transform Stevens Creek Church in Augusta, Georgia from a few people in somebody's living room to a megachurch in the making.

"Without tithing, we would not be here," says Baker. "I would say that the tithe probably would be around 70% of our overall budget. The tithe is the heartbeat of our church."

Giving is central to most religions, a principle of faith. Americans donate $295 billion a year to charity, with just under a third of it - $97 billion - to religious organizations.

On average, Christians are giving about 2.5 percent of their income to churches, not ten, and no matter how much good it does, tithing is controversial.

"We believe that everything the churches teach about tithing is wrong," author Russell Kelly says.

Teichner reports it's a hot button issue that has reached critical mass on the Internet.

From his home near Marietta, Georgia, Russell Kelly wages war against preachers who use the Bible to justify tithing. His Web site, shouldthechurchteachtithing, argues against the supporters of tithing.

"We believe if you look at those texts they quote," he says, "they are out of context."

But that's not his only objection.

"Almost every person I contact on the Internet, they tell me the same story, where they go to their pastor - no matter what kind of church it is, Baptist, Charismatic, Methodist, you name it - and start asking questions about tithing, they are told to shut up, to be quiet, to leave the church."

It happened to his own wife, when her first husband was dying.

"I had a $5 an hour job, a small child to raise, and my husband kept getting, sicker and sicker," Janice Kelly told Teichner. "It came to the point whether I buy insulin for him or whether I pay my tithes, so I went to the preacher."

Janice Kelly didn't expect his response.

"He just ... told me I would be cursed."

"I'm angry that my church would twist and fleece the flock, twist the scripture to such a point that it's just awful," says retired aerospace worker Charles Crabtree.

Crabtree got mad when he received a letter from his pastor.

"In that letter, they were asking us to tithe and they used Malachi."

The reading was Malachi 3:10: "Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse … and test me now in this, says the Lord of hosts. If I will not open for you the windows of heaven and pour out for you a blessing until it overflows."

"Protestants, both mainline and evangelical, have since the 1870s, fixed upon the tithe and on this Malachi passage as a kind of law that has never been repealed," explains James Hudnut-Beumler, dean of the divinity school at Vanderbilt University.


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Any giving should be done cheerfully and not under compulsion. It's a matter of the heart.
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financial planner Bruce Williams
Yes, only since the 1870s, as a way of making up lost revenue. The First Amendment in effect privatized religion in the United States, cutting off the tax money that once supported it in colonial America. The weekly collection didn't even exist until the middle of the 19th century, when churches gave up selling or renting pews.

"I'm somewhat suspicious of people who want to turn giving ten percent into virtually the only law that applies to people who are under a covenant of grace," says Hudnut-Beumler, "where God saves freely, not for ten percent down."

He says he's reminded of Martin Luther, father of the Protestant movement, who broke away from the Catholic church because it was selling indulgences: Promises of a quicker road to heaven in exchange for cash.

"Stripped down to its basics," he says, "I don't think it's different than indulgences. What we see today, though, is a return to 'this-for-that religion,' give God this and God will give you that."

Iowa Senator Charles Grassley wants to know how God happened to give the trappings of a billionaire lifestyle to certain televangelists and whether donors, many of them tithers, are being exploited.

Grassley, a ranking member of the Senate Finance Committee, has requested financial records from six highflying ministers' accounts of their spending on everything from houses to jets.

Since churches are tax exempt, Kenneth Copeland and the other preachers targeted are balking at handing over documents.

Copeland told CBS News that his church did respond to the request for information.

"We answered them," he said. "We gave them a several page lesson on 'No.'"

Teichner asked Howard Dayton, co-founder of Crown Financial Ministries and a proponent of tithing, if he thought the "Bentley club" preachers have given others churches a bad name?

"I think so, absolutely," he told her.

Dayton's not-for-profit counseling service is global. His radio show can be heard on 4,000 stations worldwide in multiple languages.

"What goals do you have?" Dayton asked one caller who, like many, is drowning in debt.

"I think our number one goal," said the caller, "no matter what, is not to cut our tithes."

Dayton agreed, that in spite of her debt, the goal should be to cut down expenses in other areas.

"When you recognize that you can't spend more than 100 percent of your income and if you have 10 percent going to giving, then you've got to be more disciplined on how you spend the other 90 percent," says Dayton.

"Tithing is a matter of obedience," says financial planner Bruce Williams. "To start with, it is commanded by the Bible."

Williams counsels his clients to start at ten percent.

"I would say 75 percent of the people I work with are already tithing or well beyond that. They are a generous lot."

Williams manages the Nashville office of Ronald Blue & Co., a kind of faith-based Merrill Lynch, with fifteen offices around the U.S., that urges high net-worth believers to build giving into their financial planning, but with this caveat:

"Any giving should be done cheerfully and not under compulsion," says Williams. "It's a matter of the heart."

Just to make paying up easy, at Stevens Creek Church in Augusta, pastor Marty Baker has installed giving kiosks.

"Some parishioners call them God's ATMs," he tells Teichner. "Last year they took in $300,000."

"Every year we have a finance meeting," Baker says, "that we lay it all out, and say, 'This is what your money is being spent on.' You can look around here and see the growth of the congregation and it's very easy to determine what the money is being invested in."

Stevens Creek supports a medical outreach program and several foreign missions. Other funds go to the shelter the church operates for the homeless in downtown Augusta.

"The Lord had just placed on my heart that I really wanted to help those in need and those broken-hearted in very practical ways," says church missions coordinator Dorna Adams. "And yes, it takes money to do that."

Adams will gladly show the church's tithing dollars, including her own, at work.

"I do tithe, faithful, every month," she says. "It is Biblical, we are called to give 10 percent. My husband and I, our family, we believe in that."

So does volunteer Connie Sivertson. For her, tithing is bedrock, not to be questioned.

"The Lord says if you tithe, you know, anything else that you may have to skimp on because you've tithed, he will fulfill that."

To tithe or not to tithe, that is the question no one asks here.

"It makes me feel good," Sivertson says. "It's a wonderful feeling."

Here, they ask instead: What if everybody tithed? Think how much more could be done.
 
I thought I was trippin hearing words while I was reading it. Then I saw the video below
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But yeah, God doesn't exactly use currency so I don't see the point of contributing to his wallet.
 
churches have been pulling this for years, hell Catholicism thrived on it for so long it isn't funny. One of the reasons for my discontent with church, somany instances of hipocrisy. It isn't my beef with religon or the teachings of Jesus, but with the churches themselves
 
Churches = scam
Now that you mentioned it, almost every church I went to had a separate offering
for some special "construction project"......which never came to pass out of the 3 churches I've been too
 
I agree. "Christianity" today is the epitomy of hypocrisy. And they wonder why no one belongs to a religion. People that do go to these churchesdon't realized they gettin played, they think they are learning the truth.
 
4 offerings?! They aren't reluctant at all, are they?

When my family used to bring me to church when I was younger, the most I've seen was probably two offerings.

And the purpose of giving donations was to "receive your blessings".

I've always wanted to know where the money from the offerings went.
Churches = scam
Religion FTL
I agree.
 
Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

Originally Posted by seasoned vet
movies playing by itself, suspend this dude
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- get off my $@!@. its not on purpose, thats how the movie embeds.


- here is the embed code. as you can see in red it says false for auto play. it doesnt autoplay in preview but as soon as you post the code changes.
- im getting sick of this chump crank......

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there was a statement that this wasn't directed at all churches, but your title reads this is why churches (plural) can kiss my apostle. does that meanall churches? or just the bad ones? is one church going to make your thoughts waiver. is one bad person in this world going to lead you to believe everyperson in this world is bad? these are just questions.

and for the record, I have been tithing for a while, and when I tithe, I really do receive crazy blessings, but when I don't I find myself not reallyreceiving a lot of the favor I did when I did tithe on the regular. and I myself have questioned religion, but that's just me. I am a full supporter oftithing and I really can't speak for the next man when saying if its "worth it" or not.

that said, obviously all that OD offering stuff is redic, but I just hope that doesn't make your faith falter altogether. and I'm def no "holyroller"
 
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