Why do water fountains have two streams of water to combine into one tasty stream? pics included

[missinpieces]

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

The two streams are necessary for it to complete the climificinary conjunctionctification effect. This happens when two liquid entities meet at the same velocity to null any and all germs and bacteria. Far superior to Lysols 99.9% claims, thus forming the creation of hydrosonicsanitation. This technology was actually learned from aliens from the solar system of the star Volkan Altintas in the year 2000. Hydrosonicsanitation was the real threat that Y2K imposed because it was thought that the technology would sanitise our planet of all living things far better than Lysol, which would leave 00.1% of life behind, and there would only be rock and water. But there is no need to worry because your water is cleaner than Lysol could ever make it.

 

[sneakerking757]

Originally Posted by Elpablo21

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

One is for blacks, the other for whites. They combine as a symbol of unity.

Who are you? Ninjahood's assistant?

i used tinypic so i dont know what happened.

 

[ortega03]

Originally Posted by infamousod

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

The two streams are necessary for it to complete the climificinary conjunctionctification effect. This happens when two liquid entities meet at the same velocity to null any and all germs and bacteria. Far superior to Lysols 99.9% claims, thus forming the creation of hydrosonicsanitation. This technology was actually learned from aliens from the solar system of the star Volkan Altintas in the year 2000. Hydrosonicsanitation was the real threat that Y2K imposed because it was thought that the technology would sanitise our planet of all living things far better than Lysol, which would leave 00.1% of life behind, and there would only be rock and water. But there is no need to worry because your water is cleaner than Lysol could ever make it.

how do you come up with this stuff?

Ahh the skill of BS...its what makes college so easy

 

[keepzdasneakz]

one tasty stream...

 

[crumbs]

two holes is a must....

 

[dwyanewadeog]

Ummm who cares about this?

im a curious guy *pause*

 

[zeen1ne]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

This happens when two liquid entities meet at the same velocity to null any and all germs and bacteria.

Ah, so threesomes are much safer?

that's what I came up with

 

[dendanskesimon]

haha this thread is comedy, I love nt no ***!

 

[primavera vills]

I never put thought into two fountain holes....I knew there were two tho. All I know is that some water fountain water is horrible and some water fountainwater is omazing.

 

[jibbycanoe]

very good pointless thread. I've never noticed that but will keep a lookout. though I must admit I don't drink out of water fountains often. but forreal, you had me rolling at "on tasty stream"!!

 

[flyjr22]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

One is for blacks, the other for whites. They combine as a symbol of unity.

WoW

 

[fightingfrog62]

hah ive always wondered that

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

One is for blacks, the other for whites. They combine as a symbol of unity.

Thanks for the laugh. I also like how everyone is trying so scientific andprecise about the intricacies of thrist quenching

 

[xxhonchoxx]

Originally Posted by northparkblind

It's because the government cares.

 

[NewZ05]

1 in the pink 1 in the stink

 

[rawk on]

I never thought to question this

Hmm...

 

[ihavemyownopinion]

It's because one of the holes spill out liquid oxygen and the other one spills out hydrogen oxide. Then when they combine you get hydrogen dioxide (aka h2oaka Water)

Realtalk, it's scientifically proven

 

[dwyanewadeog]

It's because one of the holes spill out liquid oxygen and the other one spills out hydrogen oxide dihydrogen monoxide. Then when they combine you get hydrogen dioxide (aka h2o aka Water)

Realtalk, it's scientifically proven

fixed

 

[eeibaby]

Originally Posted by SNEAKERKING757

Originally Posted by Elpablo21

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

One is for blacks, the other for whites. They combine as a symbol of unity.

Who are you? Ninjahood's assistant?

i used tinypic so i dont know what happened.

 

[chicagokid23]

i honestly have not seen such a thing before

 

[habib77fm]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

One is for blacks, the other for whites. They combine as a symbol of unity.

 

[10sakuragi]

lmao @ the replies. well i think that the hole on the top controls the height of the water that comes out on the bottom hole.. my EDUCATED GUESS.

 

[drjordanfreak88]

Originally Posted by ev209

i giggled @ "one tasty stream"
idk why

so did i, funny choice of words

 

[eight2one]

Originally Posted by infamousod

two streams hit each other at the apex and create a bigger stream than one would make by itself

are you on something?

learned something new.

 

[fenixconnexion.]

@ ninjahood's assistant comment