Why do water fountains have two streams of water to combine into one tasty stream? pics included

[throwedindagame]

Fluid Dynamics FTW.
Question was answered on page ones, subsequent responses lack humor.

 

[daffy 016]

lol yall are wild

 

[damnthosejs]

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

The two streams are necessary for it to complete the climificinary conjunctionctification effect. This happens when two liquid entities meet at the same velocity to null any and all germs and bacteria. Far superior to Lysols 99.9% claims, thus forming the creation of hydrosonicsanitation. This technology was actually learned from aliens from the solar system of the star Volkan Altintas in the year 2000. Hydrosonicsanitation was the real threat that Y2K imposed because it was thought that the technology would sanitise our planet of all living things far better than Lysol, which would leave 00.1% of life behind, and there would only be rock and water. But there is no need to worry because your water is cleaner than Lysol could ever make it.

I WOULD HATE to be your prof in College

I swear you gotta be the biggest BSer when it comes to Essays or Paragraph type of questions

 

[dearwinter219]

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

The two streams are necessary for it to complete the climificinary conjunctionctification effect. This happens when two liquid entities meet at the same velocity to null any and all germs and bacteria. Far superior to Lysols 99.9% claims, thus forming the creation of hydrosonicsanitation. This technology was actually learned from aliens from the solar system of the star Volkan Altintas in the year 2000. Hydrosonicsanitation was the real threat that Y2K imposed because it was thought that the technology would sanitise our planet of all living things far better than Lysol, which would leave 00.1% of life behind, and there would only be rock and water. But there is no need to worry because your water is cleaner than Lysol could ever make it.

Not quite... Actually, the dorsal spout, as is it's proper given name, does not actually distribute water. The top half of what you are seeing when youactivate the fountain is a clear, odorless hormone-enzyme solution. The solutions' active ingredient is called incredibase -- named for it's incrediblethirst quenching effect. When mixed in proper quantities with the hormone sensationine, one is able to feel entirely quenched of thirst instantaneously, almostas if he or she had been given prescription strength Sprite intravenously. Sensationine affects the human body by altering one's perception of thirst andone's sense of taste. The lack of sensationine in tap water is what causes the disparity in tastiness between "home water" and water at the gym,office, or school. The ventral (bottom) spout secretes enriched spring water. The water has been enriched with such ad-libs as "aahhh!". This"aahhh!" is usually released from deep in the drinker's abdomen by way of verbalization, usually after initial ingestion and often thereafter.Thus, the dual spout system is the most technologically profound advancement in drinking since the flexy straw.

 

[davis]

good question.

 

[razzle dazzle]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

One is for blacks, the other for whites. They combine as a symbol of unity.

 

[retrojs10]

Originally Posted by DwyaneWadeOG

Double Bubbler which has two separate streams of water that converge at the apex of the arc to provide an abundant pyramid of water. This simply forms a fuller, more satisfying drink for the user. The flow rate is the same with two streams of water or one; however, when the two streams arc together it produces a flatter effect also making it easier for a person to drink from as well as providing a bigger mouthful of water.

fascinating

Who are you? Ninjahood's assistant?

i used tinypic so i dont know what happened.

are you on something?
not currently.

 

[pharelfor3]

Originally Posted by NewZ05

1 in the pink 1 in the stink

best answer I heard.

 

[heatpinoyboy]

@ all these replies.
%!#! got me dyyyying.

 

[deletedelete]

now i'm craving some good cold water fountain water

 

[nublee]

Originally Posted by razzle dazzle

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

One is for blacks, the other for whites. They combine as a symbol of unity.

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

Originally Posted by razzle dazzle

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

One is for blacks, the other for whites. They combine as a symbol of unity.

so beautiful...never looked at it like that...