Why don't they have a male genitalia cleansing products aisle vol. sexism?

Discussion in 'General' started by donfratrachelli, Feb 28, 2009.

  1. donfratrachelli

    donfratrachelli Banned

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    It's kind of sexist of "the man" to act like only women's private parts can get stinky. Why aren't there any male cleansing products.Women got their own whole aisle of stuff they spray, rub, insert, or pour down there. Me, I just sprinkle baby powder on my balls before I hoop. In the summer,down here in South Texas especially, it'd be great to have something to prevent the balls stinking to the leg syndrome when it's humid, you know what Imean. I think I'm going to invent something myself and market it, so we can have an aisle that women feel awkward when they walk down. It's only fair.I'm going to be rich.
     
  2. spot rusherz

    spot rusherz Banned

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    How is that racist?
     
  3. spot rusherz

    spot rusherz Banned

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    Since when is being a male or female a race?
     
  4. donfratrachelli

    donfratrachelli Banned

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    Fine Murda Cam, I'll take it take it off. The racism and "the man" parts were a joke, threw it in there since those threads get the most replies.
     
  5. 11wordisbond

    11wordisbond

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    You are gonna get it. Anyways, my joint is self-cleaning.
     
  6. yungchris504

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    Well he said sexist too
     
  7. Dragonflijones

    Dragonflijones formerly wordy dirts

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    Can't go wrong there.

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  8. fade on you

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    You might wanna see the doctor if your having those types of probs.

    RIP.
     
  9. islandfeeling

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    you serious man...?
     
  10. donfratrachelli

    donfratrachelli Banned

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    I'm 100.99% spraying that on your joint will burn like hell, not to mention probably have stray cats from all over the place trying to jumpdown your pants. No thank you. Lemon juice, vinegar, and water is the ingredients. And maybe baking soda, since Arm & Hammer puts it in everything andit's always just the Michael Jordan of the ingredients. But seriously, I was chomping this one girl and it didn't taste or smell like anything, shesaid she douched with lemon juice, so that's where I got that idea.

    But to spraying cheap wanna be cologne around the twig and berries...

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  11. freddypee

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    Ummmm I clean my shotgun in the shower....

    what are you doing wrong?
     
  12. curious24

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    bc its easy to clean...anywho you arnt suppose to use chemicals around your private parts anway...real men dont get smelly anyway
     
  13. Los Angeles

    Los Angeles formerly bright nikes

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    I think he's referring to cleansing out the male urethra.

    But thats the woman version [​IMG]
     
  14. kidufc

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    i let the females clean it with their tongue .. how the cats do it.
     
  15. infamousod

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    there's something very wrong here
     
  16. How about you invent some of those items to put in the man aisle
     
  17. jpzx

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    Soap works just fine [​IMG]
     
  18. jjgrt5

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  19. sylvestermcgrizzly

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    Yea I was listening to that same dave chappelle skit during the week...soap is fine enough....
     
  20. ghenges

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    Next you're going to complain about stores not having dresses in the mens-wear section. Right?
     
  21. kam winston

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  22. donfratrachelli

    donfratrachelli Banned

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    Most of you dudes on this site be running around in girl's jeans

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  23. dearwinter219

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    I'm cool with either soap or warm feminine saliva.
     
  24. stoneyjax

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  25. poohsfactory

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    i have an attendant that powders my balls from time to time. Its quite funny, because she does sneeze from time to time.