Wiping the butt vol. do you stand or sit?

[mplsdunk]

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This>>>razors

Link? Not gonna shave my *** don't worry.

 

[bravelude]

Ask p.stars.  They keep um clean for the scene.

 

[bravo]

S/O to whoever recommended tp to stop the splash back 

Worked like a charm 

 

 

[shekki]

Link? Not gonna shave my *** don't worry.

I have the same exact one and it works wonders...

Amazon product ASIN B0037HP9OA

 

[mplsdunk]

Nice, thanks man.

 

[Mark Antony]

Tried the sit and ****, not bad.

Pros
-seems like I needed less wipes than standing

cons
-feels like you're twerkin it for daddy
-probably couldn't do it in a public restroom, can't risk sliding that seat cover and touching the seat

6/10.

Will try again with open mind and open cheeks.

 

[akademikgenius]

Stand. I have to have wipes..Once i started using wipes, I carry them with me all the time.

 

[green rhino123]

-feels like you're twerkin it for daddy

that feeling when you about to wipe, but then give it one last twerk & that nug that was hanging on drops into the bowl making for a much cleaner wipe

 

[dman14]

the feeling when you cleanly drop one and it is like 18 inches long and coils

it just sucks that it doesnt flush since it so big
got to break it up with the plunger
*shrugs*

i call it the lexington steel deuce

 

[danikerhino]

the feeling when you cleanly drop one and it is like 18 inches long and coils

it just sucks that it doesnt flush since it so big
got to break it up with the plunger
*shrugs*

Nah I prefer the pebbles firing out.

 

[mivish06]

What is wrong with you people 

 y'all dudes still going on about this lol

 

[dman14]

had one of those mornings when you keep whiping and it never stops. just said f-it and plugged a bunch of toilet paper in my butt and walked out

 

[johnnyredstorm]

anyone ever stand to ****? just plop one out while standing like you're on line at the supermarket?

 

[blastercombo]

anyone ever stand to ****? just plop one out while standing like you're on line at the supermarket?

You must have absolutely ZERO booty meat

 

[miamin2]

I don't sit but the toilets at my new office auto flush at the slightest movement, like they're made for the sitters

 

[wr]

View media item 1389595need protection for wiping maneuvers.

Caution: auto sensor could potentially flush away your work of art before you even mount the throne. Very frustrating in the heat of the moment.

 

[omariwestafari]

dat feel when u sit on the toilet n it autoflushes and da water helps clean da angus

 

[wr]

Dat splashback is cleaning you with everybody else's germs. I'd go home for the day if that happened to me

 

[iDon’tRead]

How bout using a stool for that squat angle seating o. The regular seat

 

[franklucas]

need protection for wiping maneuvers.

Caution: auto sensor could potentially flush away your work of art before you even mount the throne. Very frustrating in the heat of the moment.

my employer has toilet covers

 

[ricekrispies420]

I stand up,

buss it wide open,

look back at it,

and wipe

:x :x

 

[octobersveryown]

had one of those mornings when you keep whiping and it never stops. just said f-it and plugged a bunch of toilet paper in my butt and walked out

Whut

 

[octobersveryown]

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need protection for wiping maneuvers.


Caution: auto sensor could potentially flush away your work of art before you even mount the throne. Very frustrating in the heat of the moment.

my employer has toilet covers

Yup. So many washrooms at mine that I got hidden ones no one has used in months.

 

[willie mcfly22]

Jus had this convo wit my cousin the other day. I'm team stand. He team sit. Debate is crazy lol...

 

[jamie dimon]

didn't want to bump this back up but didnt feel like making a new thread since it's similar topics:

Anyone else use bidets? I'm moving to a new place in a month or so and was thinking of getting one