Wolf Shirt ON SALE at amazon! vol. 73% off

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Amazon product ASIN B000NZW3JS
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-Mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-Mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
got this from fw.com
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SMH at me for paying full price for this..knew it would of went on sale if i just would have waited
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Oh heck yeah..
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Ill take 4 of them andill need some 4 XL MAGNUM condems cause WOLF SHIRTS make you grow to GIENORMOUS SIZE.

WOLF SHIRT > EXTENZE pills
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Here we go again...
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Jesus says...
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I was crucified in this shirt, and it was the reason i was resurrected!



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[table][tr][td]OMG says...
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This shirt cured my Aids![/td] [/tr][tr][td]
[/td] [/tr][tr][td]Admin@everythingwolf says...
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There is no way our shirt cured aids.[/td] [/tr][/table]
 
Oh mannnnnn!!! I think I need 2 cop 1 so I Kan keep one on da ice so it stayz iceyyyy frsh.
 
The wolves on this shirt are lovely; you can almost hear their song! The shirt is of excellent quality and the design is beautiful. You'll be proud to wear this one!


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I'm pretty sure that's a serious review.
 
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