Would You Like To Be A Pornstar?

no, can't have my fam and loved ones see me like that.

unless i only do POV flicks, so you can't see my face.
 
Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

if my face didnt have to show lol..
bethemask.........
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Originally Posted by jretro23

no, can't have my fam and loved ones see me like that.

unless i only do POV flicks, so you can't see my face.
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I forgot about those
If that's the case then my answer is changed to yes
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Getting paid to smash chicks and being able to fap to yourself.






Hell yes.





But how do you explain something like that to parents? Seems like a awkward conversation.
 
Originally Posted by jeenewed

Getting paid to smash chicks and being able to fap to yourself.






Hell yes.





But how do you explain something like that to parents? Seems like a awkward conversation.
just press the play button.
 
No
What if I wanted to change careers??
What would my family think?? What would my kids think??
Having sex with your wife just wouldnt be the same.

Cons outweigh pros IMO
 
Naw. I REALLY wouldn't.

1. Some of those scenes are a little #%+!.
2. I don't want no camera all near my %$!+$$%.
3. Don't want nobody watchin me smash.
4. It'd ruin my life. (Family, Kids)
 
Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae

I would have a dope name like...like...like girthylicious..or the Under Take-her. or Rowdy Rod Me-Pipe-her
is that you in your avy?? if it is then they call me sean puffy nipples
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Originally Posted by jeenewed

Getting paid to smash chicks and being able to fap to yourself.






Hell yes.





But how do you explain something like that to parents? Seems like a awkward conversation.
So wait.....you're saying you fap to the men in the porn videos youwatch?....eeek
 
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I don't think I have a high enough libido to be a pornstar
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Originally Posted by 10Sakuragi

Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae

I would have a dope name like...like...like girthylicious..or the Under Take-her. or Rowdy Rod Me-Pipe-her
is that you in your avy?? if it is then they call me sean puffy nipples
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. He's a dude AYOOOOO.
 
I'd do it. I've wanted to smash Jenna Haze and Taylor Rain for a while now so that fits perfectly into my life plan.(yes I'm aware I picked to ofthe smuttiest of the %%%@%, but for some reason I think they'd be hella cool people also plus it'd be funny as heck to give shout outs while givingshots out)
 
Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae

I would have a dope name like...like...like girthylicious..or the Under Take-her. or Rowdy Rod Me-Pipe-her
You've been seriously considering this for some time now
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I'd have to say no though cuz my butt looks like a black furby all furry and what not and I'm not shaving that joint. Let this girl shave it and whenit grew back it itched like hell. Everytime I scratched I cursed her
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Originally Posted by Jumpshot

Originally Posted by 10Sakuragi

Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae

I would have a dope name like...like...like girthylicious..or the Under Take-her. or Rowdy Rod Me-Pipe-her
is that you in your avy?? if it is then they call me sean puffy nipples
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. He's a dude AYOOOOO.
well that pic got me..
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but still that avy is
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Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

No
What if I wanted to change careers??
What would my family think?? What would my kids think??
Having sex with your wife just wouldnt be the same.

Cons outweigh pros IMO


QFT I also couldnt have have no dude taping butt @$% naked, what if the camera man was mastrabating while I'm smashing? Id be pissed as @#$%
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Originally Posted by Supermanblue79


Why would I want to take the ulitimate in pleasure and turn it into work?...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Dude I've thought about this. You make one of life's ultimate pleasures work. Lots of dudes here are thinking its like their Fri/Sat nights, just with hotter women.
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You have some cheesy director yelling at you how to do it, where to do it. You have cuts and takes. Everyone on the outside looks down upon you. I've heard you have to EARN your stripes if you know what I mean. A lot of the business is corrupt cause so much of that stuff is on the down low and therefore fewer regulations. Don't get me wrong, I love the {0}, and lots of it, but while studying for my bio masters/law degree, its crossed my mind sometime to find an easier way in life.
 
I dont know if I would.
Would probably do a lot more freaky/nympho type **+, but repeatedly smashing loose stadium sized ___ would taint/throw off my memories of the good old times.
 
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