Yellow 5 ingredient vol.... penis shrinker

It's okay papi, uno I got love for u either way.... but mountain dew is known to shrink the penile penis
 
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Parents used to tell me this all the time, I just think it was their way of trying to condition me not to like soda. :smh:
 
Confirmed it gets smaller if you don't count from your balls.
 
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i can confirm as well, i drink a lot of mountain dew.

don't even care though.
 
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