You can have 50 million dollars but..

[Mark Antony]

Is the snail's infinity stone under the shell or on his forehead?

 

[doublemesh96]

is it a giant snail?

 

[HNL HI]

lol all I got to do is move to Vancouver and live rent free in this snails head for a decade

 

[noir.]

i hate snails, pass.

 

[cs02132]

30 duck sized horses
Or
1 horse sized duck

 

[MakeNTGreatAgain]

What if you trap the snail into a magnum condom?

technicallyit willnever touch u

 

[Comparison Ford]

30 duck-sized horses.

Just need to be wearing my steel toes that day.

 

[Deleted member 42060]

Classic NT replies .

Give me the 50 milly. Chances are I die from something else.

 

[blacklion23]

This thread

 

[a blinkin]

now the snail can jump onto a plane and is indestructible

give me my 50 mill.

 

[TURBO UNO]

I’d take the money but depends on what kind of snail we’re talking about? Some aint slow no mo

Spoiler

 

[a blinkin]

If i’m never able to know where the snail is, that would have me a bit paranoid. Actually might not be worth the 50 million if that’s how you’re going to spend the rest of your life.

 

[Peep Game]

Idk man, that never ending snail sounds a bit terrifying

 

[MetalMario]

philosophically... the snail can represent time. which will kill you inevitably while the 50mil can represent an oversimplified representation of (any)one's dreams. 50mil my not be my #1 dream but it is #1 in another's. but im pretty sure it's top 10 in everybody's. it covers all bases essentially. That and the importance our society has put on this paper money with a number on it

I think what this is saying is that we know we will die. just keep chasing the end goal for you. your glory. don't just stop and reject the offer you've been given (life) just because you know you'll be gone.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

!!!!

A few years ago a guy at work presented us with this... we debated it for DAYS, people’s responses were hilarious.
Said he heard it on a podcast.

Give us sone of the best responses you've heard.

 

[Brownstone]

You can have 50 million dollars upfront but the terms are:

A snail is chasing you for the rest of your life. If the snail touches you, you and your family dies a terrible death.

-The snail cannot be killed, trapped, or stopped by anything.
-The snail can phase through physical objects and it can swim.
-The snail knows where you are at all times and it's only goal is to touch you.

Nah b I have seen It Follows, not for me.

 

[waukeganwill]

I would just move to an island

 

[noskey]

Can I put it in a fish tank and glue the top shut? I feel like I can get a good fish tank for like, a few hundred dollars.

 

[oh you mad]

You can have 50 million dollars upfront but the terms are:

A snail is chasing you for the rest of your life. If the snail touches you, you and your family dies a terrible death.

-The snail cannot be killed, trapped, or stopped by anything.
-The snail can phase through physical objects and it can swim.
-The snail knows where you are at all times and it's only goal is to touch you.

 

[uncalled4boy]

Slug Is Just A Tangible Physical Manifestation Of What Is Inevitable For All Of Us Yet We Don’t See Coming. I’d Take The Money And Live Normally.

 

[danikerhino]

I'll put a bell on that damn snail and live lavishly. Given that it's a snail, I'll hire people to track it and just move when it comes close. It'll probably take decades to get to me if I keep moving back and forth.

 

[PatRiley]

Go to a country where they have strict bio security laws and don’t allow plants, animals, insects in without permits. Problem solved. Gimme da 50 milly

 

[HNL HI]

snail can phase through anything and yall talking about aquariums and immigration

 

[doublemesh96]

If he can phase through anything that includes you...so essentially he can never truly touch you

 

[Deleted member 42060]

If he can phase through anything that includes you...so essentially he can never truly touch you

Think of the slug as a slug, or bullet. 1 shot kill.