You ever feel like you have the weirdest luck? Vol. %@$***@# in the Subway

I'm an EXTREMELY lucky individual.
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man i been takin Public trns. in NY for like 8 years and MANNNN the things i seen lol
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seen sum crazy jamaican lady screamin at the top of her lungs to herself about "them" and how "they dont listen" and shes wearin like 3 diff colored skirts simultaneously lol. i seen a few ppl on that Hero, always hunched over like theyre about to fall but they never do, moving in super slow mo. I saw a toothless homeless dude take a huge dump on sum stairs in the 6 train station.
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and ofcourse the NO LEGGED MAN wit his coffee cup lol. also a dude that PRETENDS to b one legged but CLEARLY has 1 entire leg tucked into his jeans lol he always gets me. i seen a super ******, like the manliest man i ever seen straight up in a dress
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. also midgets, and ofcourse a plethora of shoeless ppl with aids askin for money. rofl one time in high school on the G train sum like 6'7" blk dude straight up came in with the meth eyes and golden robes talkin bout he's the son of god and his name was king david
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. good times.
NYC transit>>> ftw/ftl. its a ride and entertainment.


EDIT: i forgot to mention the dude that had a full blown argument wit his sandwich.
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But dude said that the bum took a 'guitar size dump' though, got me damn near in tears, what does that even mean? Why a guitar of all things??? :lrollin
 
you live in NY dude.......every time I am there for work I see strange stuff.....its just what happens when you stick all those people in a small area....
 
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