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As a NYC'er, I have been forced to ride public transportation for my whole life. But within this past year, I have been noticing that some of the weirdest *@*% happens when I take the bus/subway and its so random that you would never have expected it. Y'all ever get that feeling when stuff happens to you?
Like this one time I was on the bus, and this semi cute girl gets on an stands on my right side. I'm holding on to the top rail and my arm is blocking my line of sight so I can't see her. Then I feel her lean her head against me, so I'm like
and kinda surprised at the same time, so I drop my arm down to look at her. Right as I do that I see her fall back with her eyes wide open and her hand is reaching out like shes reaching for God. She falls back COMPLETELY STRAIGHT and lands on some kids legs and he spazzes out and goes "BUSSS DRIVER OMG OMG SOME GIRL FAINTED STOP THE BUS STOP THE BUS!". Basically she had a seizure.
Another day I got on a bus and there was a homeless dude sitting in the front and everyone in the back was laughing at all the faces people made when they got in cause it smelled like steaming *@*%. I get off the bus to get on the R train and I'm mad happy that its empty. Right when I get in, I get blown away by a gust of steaming turd
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Most recently, today, I fell asleep on the train and woke up past my stop, and I get off to switch back to the Uptown bound train. I'm diddy bopping down the stairs listening to Empire State of Mind rapping along, and right when I reach the middle steps some homeless dude is taking a *@*% on the floor. It was literally the biggest pile of *@*% I done ever seen, straight up looked like a guitar was on the floor.
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Cliffnotes:
- Girl has seizure next to me and falls on me.
- After I get off a bus with a homeless dude that smelled like steaming turd, I transfer to a train with a homeless dude that smelled like steaming turd.
- Dude takes a *@*% the size of a guitar on the floor while I listen to Empire State of Mind.
- Cool Story Bro.
Like this one time I was on the bus, and this semi cute girl gets on an stands on my right side. I'm holding on to the top rail and my arm is blocking my line of sight so I can't see her. Then I feel her lean her head against me, so I'm like
Another day I got on a bus and there was a homeless dude sitting in the front and everyone in the back was laughing at all the faces people made when they got in cause it smelled like steaming *@*%. I get off the bus to get on the R train and I'm mad happy that its empty. Right when I get in, I get blown away by a gust of steaming turd
Most recently, today, I fell asleep on the train and woke up past my stop, and I get off to switch back to the Uptown bound train. I'm diddy bopping down the stairs listening to Empire State of Mind rapping along, and right when I reach the middle steps some homeless dude is taking a *@*% on the floor. It was literally the biggest pile of *@*% I done ever seen, straight up looked like a guitar was on the floor.
Cliffnotes:
- Girl has seizure next to me and falls on me.
- After I get off a bus with a homeless dude that smelled like steaming turd, I transfer to a train with a homeless dude that smelled like steaming turd.
- Dude takes a *@*% the size of a guitar on the floor while I listen to Empire State of Mind.
- Cool Story Bro.