YOU Ever Run Into an OLD GIRLFRIEND & Now She's FAT as Hell,,, Vol. From Elegant to Elephant

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Ran into an old girlfriend at the grocery store today,,, girl's body used to be banging,,, i liked that she stillhas a phat *+$,,, only problem is she now has a big neck, big elbows, big knees, big eyebrows,,, i don't like that,,, couldn't even imagine hittingthat now, & it's only been 3 years,,, you ever ran into an old girl who blew the #%!@ up?

 
OMG dude said big eyebrows .

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pretty much every girl i was cool with in hs and middle school...one girl used to complain she had no #*@ cuz she was really tall and skinny...when sherequested me on facebook i didn't recognize her...its really unbelievable...
 
its much appreciated cause i dont have no regrets and glad i was done with her before she blew up and dont really gotta worry about other dudes bangin her anddont gotta think back if i stayed with the chick longer or not
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From Elegant to...
...to elephant.

I couldn't wait to go and tell all the $@%%%% I went to school with
How she used to be look like "Ohhhh, damn!"
Now she looks like, "Oooh, @$*#!"



Devin the Dude never fails to crack me up.

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@ big eyebrows.
 
i had the same reaction about a year ago. i saw a girl that everyone had a crush on in hs and middle school and she fell off. (background story) she was thehottest thing since 7th grade (looks like shyla stylez at 12) and she got prego at 15. she moved from cali to texas and came back. no one ever heard from hersince. i saw her (now looks like 09 jenna jameson cracked out) (present time) she was hitting on me seeing how life was for me. i told her im about to graduatepaid my whole way through. got a good job and a nice ride (99 solara kept it hella clean). she asked me to dinner (looked like she wanted a free meal)i said icouldnt bc i was helping out at the boys and girls club (which was true). she asked me for 20 bucks (i gave her 50. felt bad bc of her kids) she left with like4 kids behind her. smh at girls getting too hot for themselves. she fell off fast. shes maybe 22-23 now with 4 kids... locked down for life.

cliffnotes: hot girl at 12 she got prego at 15. asked me fore money for food. 4 kids at 22 locked down for life
 
Originally Posted by tyeung53

i had the same reaction about a year ago. i saw a girl that everyone had a crush on in hs and middle school and she fell off. (background story) she was the hottest thing since 7th grade (looks like shyla stylez at 12) and she got prego at 15. she moved from cali to texas and came back. no one ever heard from her since. i saw her (now looks like 09 jenna jameson cracked out) (present time) she was hitting on me seeing how life was for me. i told her im about to graduate paid my whole way through. got a good job and a nice ride (99 solara kept it hella clean). she asked me to dinner (looked like she wanted a free meal)i said i couldnt bc i was helping out at the boys and girls club (which was true). she asked me for 20 bucks (i gave her 50. felt bad bc of her kids) she left with like 4 kids behind her. smh at girls getting too hot for themselves. she fell off fast. shes maybe 22-23 now with 4 kids... locked down for life.

cliffnotes: hot girl at 12 she got prego at 15. asked me fore money for food. 4 kids at 22 locked down for life


wow...you're a nice guy...gave her 50? i wouldn't have even given her the twenty she asked for...
 
Yes, not a girlfriend, but friends. It's a shame too man. People have ways of letting go of themselves way too fast.
 
Originally Posted by tyeung53

i had the same reaction about a year ago. i saw a girl that everyone had a crush on in hs and middle school and she fell off. (background story) she was the hottest thing since 7th grade (looks like shyla stylez at 12) and she got prego at 15. she moved from cali to texas and came back. no one ever heard from her since. i saw her (now looks like 09 jenna jameson cracked out) (present time) she was hitting on me seeing how life was for me. i told her im about to graduate paid my whole way through. got a good job and a nice ride (99 solara kept it hella clean). she asked me to dinner (looked like she wanted a free meal)i said i couldnt bc i was helping out at the boys and girls club (which was true). she asked me for 20 bucks (i gave her 50. felt bad bc of her kids) she left with like 4 kids behind her. smh at girls getting too hot for themselves. she fell off fast. shes maybe 22-23 now with 4 kids... locked down for life.

cliffnotes: hot girl at 12 she got prego at 15. asked me fore money for food. 4 kids at 22 locked down for life
smh at her
 
Eh. My ex didn't get fat. She got buff. Seriously. Her biceps are probably bigger than my neck and she now has a 6 pack. She's probably on theroids and I kind of feel bad for her though.
 
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